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by Jesse Walker

Thursday, April 30, 2009
TITICUT FOLIE A DEUX: The playlist for this week's radio show:

Otis Redding: (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
Little Richard: Talkin' 'Bout Soul
James Brown: The Popcorn
Go Real Artists: What About You (In the World Today)
The Last Poets: This Is Madness (excerpt)
The Majestics: Funky Chick
Jim Ford: Long Road Ahead
Music Together: No More Pie
Betty Davis: In the Meantime
Ray Charles: You Are My Sunshine
Donnie Fritts: Sumpin' Funky Going On
Luis Santi y Su Conjunto: Los Feligreses
Talking Heads: Paper
Joan Armatrading: Taking My Baby Up Town
The Dixie Hummingbirds: Someday
The Staple Singers: So Soon
Candi Staton: Dust On My Pillow
Solomon Burke: Til I Get It Right
Bill Frisell: Keep Your Eyes Open
Connie Smith: Once a Day
George Jones: A Good Year for the Roses
Charlie Rich: Have a Heart
Glen Campbell: If Not for You
Merle Haggard: Railroad Lady
Jerry Jeff Walker: One Too Many Mornings
Bob Dylan & The Hawks: One Too Many Mornings
The Kinks: I'm in Disgrace
The Modern Lovers: She Cracked
Roxy Music: Mother of Pearl
Pere Ubu: Heaven
Miles Davis: One and One
The Bar-Kays: Love Pollution
Beck: Debra
Galactic: Something's Wrong With This Picture
Flight of the Conchords: Robots
Lube: Ne Valyay Duraka, Amerika
Brave Combo: Atotonilco
Don Byron: Tobacco Auctioneer
Kermit Ruffins: Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner
Steve Allen & Slim Gaillard: Jack and the Beanstalk
Thelonious Monk: Locomotive
Norman Fox and the Rob Roys: Pizza Pie
Elvis Presley & The Jordanaires: Working on a Building
Cowboy Junkies: Working on a Building
The Buzzrats: The Last Shaker Village
The Meat Puppets: Unexplained
Eddie Hinton: Brown Eyed Handsome Man
Hank Williams Jr.: Family Tradition
Bob Dylan: Wigwam

I know I've played "Mother of Pearl" before. I don't care. Some songs are so good you just have to play them again.


posted by Jesse 12:42 AM
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
YESTERDAY'S FOLLIES: The playlist from yesterday's radio show:

Candi Staton: Who's Hurting Now?
Jean Knight: Don't Talk About Jody
Irma Thomas & Marcia Ball: Look Up
Ernie K-Doe: A Certain Girl
Joe Henderson: Snap Your Fingers
Mamie Ree and Young Wolf: Caught
Ruth Brown: If I Can't Sell It, I'll Keep Sittin' On It
Sippie Wallace: Woman Be Wise
Charles Mingus: Song With Orange
Al Green: You Ought to Be With Me
Esther Phillips: Alone Again (Naturally)
Junior Parker: Love Ain't Nothin' But a Business Goin' On
Joe Simon: The Chokin' Kind
Waylon Jennings: The Chokin' Kind
Johnny Cash: Lately I Been Leanin' Toward the Blues
Steve Goodman: I Ain't Heard You Play No Blues
Bob Dylan: Talkin' Hava Nagilah Blues
Neshoma Orchestra: Artza Alinu/Hava Nagilah
The Klezmatics: Goin' Away to Sea
Kapelye: In Shtetl Nikolaev
BeauSoleil: Newz Reel
Boozoo Chavis: Brand New Mojo
Mississippi Fred McDowell: Been Drinkin' Water Out of a Hollow Log
Cowboy Jack Clement: No Expectations
Jerry Reed: The Claw
The Del McCoury Band: The Bluegrass Country
Johnny Gimble & Benny Martin: Dueling Fiddles
John Belushi & Peyer Boyle: Dueling Brandos
Rick Moranis: Five Star Motels
Roger Miller: King of the Road
Tom T. Hall: Too Many Do-Goods
David Allan Coe: Please Come to Boston
Emmylou Harris: For No One
Judy Sill: The Phantom Cowboy
Vassar Clements: In the Pines
James Blood Ulmer: I Can't Take It Anymore
Joan Armatrading: Am I Blue for You
Candi Staton: Breaking Down Slow
Elvis Costello: Accidents Will Happen
The Dukes of Stratosphear: You're a Good Man, Albert Brown
The Kinks: Tired of Waiting
The Roches: On the Road to Fairfax County
Blowzabella: Carl Wark
Fairport Convention: Percy's Song
The Everly Brothers: Turn Around
Stevie Wonder: Sir Duke
Rodney Crowell & Los Super Seven: Learning the Game
The Flatlanders: Jole Blon
Michelle Shocked & MDC: Fogtown
The Stranglers: (Get A) Grip (On Yourself)
Wire: 12XU
The Rezillos: Top of the Pops
The Jam: The Modern World
The Who: The Kids Are Alright
Bob Dylan: Wigwam


posted by Jesse 11:47 PM
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Friday, April 17, 2009
THE BAD KIND OF PIRATES: My most recent Reason article is a
mock-FAQ about piracy and Somalia.


posted by Jesse 9:34 PM
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THE GOOD KIND OF PIRATES: I haven't seen The Boat That Rocked, the latest fluffy film from Richard "
Love Actually" Curtis, so I don't know if it's as terrible as everyone says. But as history, if nothing else, it clearly stinks:
It tells the story of a pirate radio station in the North Sea, presumably based on the real-life Radio Caroline, which was closed down by the authorities in 1967.

Anyone under the age of 40 who watches this superficial film should not imagine that it is remotely historical. For example, whenever there are scenes of young people partying or listening to pop songs, there are invariably a number of black people intermingling on terms of perfect intimacy and equality with whites. The suggestion is that Britain in the 1960s was a well integrated society without any racial tensions. It wasn't.

An even more blatant rewriting of history in the film has a Conservative government closing down the pirate radio stations when it was, in fact, a Labour government under Harold Wilson that did it. The minister responsible in the film is a repressed and highly unpleasant Tory toff with more than a passing resemblance to Hitler, played by Kenneth Branagh. Mr Curtis's wholly inaccurate cultural message is that nasty Tories were trying to spoil the enjoyment of a joyful, colour-blind England.
I don't expect historical accuracy at the cineplex, but this is extreme even by Hollywood's standards. Making the Conservative Party the villain of this story is like making the Republican Party the racist enforcers in a tale set in 1950s Alabama. Not only was Wilson in power at the time, but Radio Caroline regularly attacked the Labour Party. The Tories not only failed to lead the charge against the pirates, but some of them bought ads on the offshore stations (as did some Scottish Nationalists). There certainly were Conservatives who opposed the broadcasters—one Tory MP accused them of "providing what people want," which sounds good to me but he intended it as an insult—but it was Labour that pushed through the Marine Broadcasting Offenses Act of 1967, which barred British citizens from aiding the pirates in various ways, most notably by advertising on their shows. (Contrary to the report quoted above, Radio Caroline didn't close down that year, but it was crippled considerably.)

If Curtis had set his movie during the second wave of British pirate radio, when hundreds of urban stations playing reggae and R&B cropped up in the '80s, he could have cast the Thatcherites as villains without abusing history. (Margaret Thatcher may have championed individual initiative in her speeches, but when people pooled their pennies to start stations without the state's permission, she cracked down.) But that would entail giving up his Swinging Sixties setting and soundtrack. So he rewrote the past instead.

(cross-posted at Hit & Run)


posted by Jesse 1:23 PM
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
TAXING FOLLIES: The playlist from yesterday's radio show:

Rufus featuring Chaka Khan: I Got the Right Street (But the Wrong Direction)
Betty Davis: Walkin Up the Road
Lyn Collins: Do Your Thing
The Zion Harmonizers: Pray On
The George Garrison Singers: Let Us Go to the House of the Lord
The Blind Boys of Alabama: New Born Soul
Etta James: Almost Persuaded
Bettye LaVette: Somebody Pick Up My Pieces
Sammi Smith: The Toast of '45
Bettye LaVette: Talking Old Soldiers
Thelonious Monk: Mood Indigo
Count Basie & Helen Humes: Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
Cliff Bruner's Texas Wanderers: One Sweet Letter from You
Sir Douglas Quintet: Texas Me
Conway Twitty: I'd Love to Lay You Down
Dave Edmunds: Deborah
The Kinks: The Hard Way
The Who: I Can't Explain
The Small Faces: Here Come the Nice
Richard and Linda Thompson: When I Get to the Border
The Boys of the Lough: Maho Snaps/Charlie Hunter/The Mouse in the Cupboard/The Rosewood
June Tabor & The Oysterband: Lullaby of London
Ry Cooder: He'll Have to Go
Raul Malo & Los Super Seven: The El Burro Song
Firesign Theater: Deputy Dan Has No Friends
Teresa Stratas: One Life to Live
Heather Thatcher & Moya Nugent: There's Always Something Fishy About the French
Sidney Bechet: Laura
Billie Holiday: Strange Fruit
The Blasters: Dark Night
Steve Earle & Emmylou Harris: Taneytown
The Professionals: The Godfather
Portishead: Mysterons
Sly and the Family Stone: Just Like a Baby
Esther Phillips: 'Til My Back Ain't Got No Bone
Rick Rock: Buddha Buddha
Van Dyke Parks: Donovan's Colors
Lube: Jump to Nayarivay
Millie Jackson: I Can't Stop Loving You
The Ohio Players: Runnin' from the Devil
Gang of Four: Contract
Brian Eno & David Byrne: America is Waiting
Moondog: D for Danny
Abdulluh Ibrahim: Tsakwe
George Jones: She Thinks I Still Care
Merle Haggard: Sing a Sad Song
Patsy Cline: Lonely Street
Lyle Lovett & Asleep at the Wheel: Blues for Dixie
Wynn Stewart: Come On
Be Your Own Pet: Bicycle, Bicycle
Thee Mighty Caesars: 69 Seconds
Texas Toads: Drink You Off My Mind
Bob Dylan: Wigwam


posted by Jesse 10:07 PM
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Friday, April 10, 2009
THEOLOGICAL QUESTION: Was Good Friday the one where Jesus and his mom switched bodies for a day? Or was it the one where Jesus met his long-lost twin at summer camp and conspired to get Mary and God back together? I never can remember.


posted by Jesse 12:59 PM
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Tuesday, April 07, 2009
VICTORY FOLLIES: Had an especially fun radio show today. The playlist:

The Sex Pistols: Pretty Vacant
X: Soul Kitchen
The Damned: Neat Neat Neat
New York Dolls: Personality Crisis
Jason and the Nashville Scorchers: I'd Rather Die Young/Candy Kisses
The Flamin' Groovies: Walkin' the Dog
The Cramps: Goo Goo Muck
Little Richard: The Girl Can't Help It
The O'Jays: Work on Me
Michael Jackson: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
Loose Joints: Is It All Over My Face?
Talking Heads: Take Me to the River
Clifton Chenier: Ay, Ai, Ai
Buckwheat Zydeco: Skip to My Blues
Doug Sahm: Dealer's Blues
Howlin' Wolf: The Killing Floor
Bobby Womack: What Is This?
Charles Mingus: Gunslinging Bird
Travis Wammack: You Better Move On
Michelle Shocked: Strange Things Happening Every Day
Sister Rosetta Tharpe: Oh, When I Come to the End of My Journey
O.V. Wright: I'm Going Home (To Live With God)
Percy Sledge: Behind Closed Doors
The Kinks: You Make It All Worthwhile
The Skatalites: Independence Anniversay Ska
Bob Marley: One Love/People Get Ready
The Impressions: People Get Ready
Kitty Wells: She's No Angel
Bobby Bare: The Winner
Robbie Fulks: Coldwater, Tennessee
Steve Earle: Everyone's In Love With You
The Velvet Underground: All Tomorrow's Parties
Henry Flynt: White Lightening
Marty Stuart & Johnny Cash: Get In Line Brother
Rick Moranis: Wheaties Box
Billy Joe Shaver: Fit to Kill and Going Out in Style
Dwight Yoakam: Little Sister
Southern Culture on the Skids: Nothing Song
Billy "The Kid" Emerson: Red Hot
Roger Miller: Dang Me
The Riptides: Machine Gun
John Cougar Mellencamp: Rain on the Scarecrow
Boiled in Lead: Newry Highwayman
The Boys of the Lough: Colonel Robertson/The Atholl Highlanders
The Pogues: Planxty Noel Hill
The Roches: Losing True
The Kinks: See My Friends
The Beatles: Tomorrow Never Knows
They Might Be Giants: Minimum Wage
Elvis Costello: Waiting for the End of the World
The Blasters: Border Radio
Bob Dylan: Wigwam

Aside from my brief intro at the beginning of the program, there wasn't a moment without music: Every song segued into the item that followed it. I spoke over the Mingus, Skatalites, Flynt, Boys of the Lough, and Dylan tracks.


posted by Jesse 10:12 PM
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Friday, April 03, 2009
SELF-PROMOTION: I wrote a
column about media mergers this week for the Reason website. Also, my brief review of the Firesign Theater box set Box of Danger, originally published in the April Reason, is now online.


posted by Jesse 4:42 PM
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THE SMARTEST GUYS IN THE TOMB: Joshua Micah Marshall digs up an old ad and
writes:
It's an ad for Enron -- entitled "Metalman" -- that ran not long before the company's implosion -- probably some time in 2000. As you'll see, it's a man encased in a confining suit of metal, hobbling his way across tableaus of 90s go-go capitalism, mainly, mostly set in Asia. As pure ad making, it's good stuff. But I always remembered it because it so boldly and expressively captured the ethos of that moment -- old, slow, regulation, limits giving way to new, unbounded, deregulated, liberated. 'Metalman' is the old sclerotic, regulated past falling behind in the deregulated, faster, freer, richer, better world.

Knowing, as we soon would, that Enron was a colossal scam adds some zing to the morality tale. But this sort of deregulatory chic wasn't confined to Enron. And it played a sizable role in bringing us where we are today.
Marshall is onto something, but he's missing an important piece of the puzzle: In the real world, as opposed to the ad world, Enron didn't embrace deregulation. It was happy to roll back the regulatory burden when that helped the business's bottom line, but—like many other companies—it was just as quick to lobby for limits when that looked like it would boost profits. As Jerry Taylor pointed out in The Wall Street Journal seven years ago,
Since ending the legally protected franchises that utilities had on those services was a prerequisite for Enron's strategy, the company lobbied aggressively for competition and "consumer choice" for gas and electricity services.

But while donning the garb of Ronald Reagan on the one hand, the company was donning the mantle of Ralph Nader when it came to the transmission and distribution side of the energy business. Enron, you see, was worried that the incumbent utilities would either under-price the non-utility competitors that Enron wanted on their trading floors or, alternatively, would charge such high prices for access to their transmission systems that non-utility gas and electricity providers would be unable to effectively compete for business.

So Enron insisted that electric utilities be forced by law to get out of the generation business, that strict price controls be set for the rates charged for access to the various transmission grids, and that the day-to-day operation of the electricity distribution systems be handed over to state officials who were directed to govern those systems at the behest of the system's "stakeholders" (read: Enron and friends). So Reaganite competition, according to Enron, required new micromanagerial rules about industrial organization and the de-facto nationalization of the transmission systems by officials who'd have to answer to Enron.
Taylor also notes the company's support for energy subsidies, carbon controls, and various taxes, as well as its ability to preach the exact opposite of its usual policy preferences in a few jurisdictions where it managed to buy its own transmission systems. This sort of political capitalism may have "played a sizable role in bringing us where we are today." But if you call it "deregulatory," you're buying too much of what Enron was selling. The ethos was much more complicated than that.

Leftists and liberals have a word for polluters who pose as careful environmental stewards: greenwashing. We need a similar word for times when the eager beneficiaries of the corporate state pose as free-market entrepreneurs. A word, that is, for propaganda like the Enron ad.



(cross-posted at Hit & Run)


posted by Jesse 11:47 AM
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BEFORE THE FOLLIES: The playlist for Tuesday's radio show:

Ray Charles: Ain't That Love
Aretha Franklin: Baby, I Love You
Betty Davis: Anti Love Song
Graham Central Station: Hair
Joe Tex: You Said a Bad Word
Tony Joe White: Old Man Willis
The Band: We Can Talk
Balfa Toujours: Madame Bosso
Merle Haggard: Roly Poly
BED: Seven Lonely Days
Wynn Stewart: I'm Gonna Kill You
Porter Wagoner: Crumbs from Another Man's Table
Wilco: California Stars
The Rainmakers: Let My People Go-Go
The Hombres: Let It Out (Let It All Hang Out)
Southern Culture on the Skids: Soul City
Stevie Wonder: Superstition
Booker T. and the MGs: Be My Lady
Booker T. and the MGs: Red Beans and Rice
Bob Dylan: Baby Stop Crying
Dirty Dozen Brass Band: The Flintstones Meets the President
David Peel & Marshall Efron: Oink, Oink
The Beatles: Piggies
Twink: Animal Talk
The Kinks: Animal Farm
Bill Monroe: Scotland
Bill Monroe: Kentucky Mandolin
Pearl Bailey: Blue Grass
Duke Ellington: I Wish You Love
Duke Ellington: Mademoiselle de Paris
Jack Haley: Rhode Island Is Famous for You
Spike Jones: Never Hit Your Grandma With a Shovel
Sesame Street: Oscar Don't Allow
The Louvin Brothers: The Christian Life
Commander Cody: Seeds and Stems (Again)
The Rolling Stones: Dear Doctor
Johnny Cash & Ramblin' Jack Elliot: A Cup of Coffee
The Stonemans: Soldier's Joy
Michelle Shocked & Uncle Tupelo: Shaking Hands
Kim and Dave: Nobody Knows
The Zion Harmonizers: Pray On
Betty Davis: If I'm in Luck I Might Get Picked Up
Macy Gray: Sex-o-Matic Venus Freak
George Soule: Get Involved
the subdudes: Make a Better World
BeauSoleil: Bonne Année
Don Dixon: Praying Mantis
Kirsty MacColl: There's a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis
Elvis Presley: Are You Lonesome Tonight?
Charlie Rich: Lonely Weekends
Richard Thompson: Drinking Wine Spo-dee-o-dee
Clifton Chenier: Je Me Reveiller Le Matin
Los Super Seven: Margarita
Bob Dylan: Wigwam

The Zion Harmonizers song stopped midway through, and I'm not sure why. If the problem isn't with the CD itself, I might bring it back next week and attempt to play it again.

For the record, that's the original studio version of the Kirsty MacColl song, not the acoustic version I've aired in the past. The track that followed it consists of the real Elvis attempting to sing "Are You Lonesome Tonight" in concert, flubbing a line, cracking up, and failing to regain his composure while his band continues playing to the end.


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