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by Jesse Walker

Tuesday, June 23, 2009
WHERE DID I PUT THAT BLOG?: The chief purpose of this site these days is to link to my writing elsewhere, and I've gotten lax about it. A week ago, Reason Online published an
article of mine headlined "The Paranoids Are Out to Get Me!" and subtitled "The return of the militia scare." Here's an excerpt:
We've heard a lot of warnings about extremist paranoia in the months since Barack Obama became president. We've heard much less about the paranoia of the centrists; indeed, the very idea that the sober center could be paranoid sounds bizarre. But when mainstream columnists treat a small group of unconnected crimes as a "pattern" of "rising right-wing violence," their thesis bears more than a little resemblance to the conspiracy theories of the fringe figures they oppose. In both cases, the stories being told reflect the anxieties of the people discerning the patterns much more than any order actually emerging in the outside world.

This isn't the first time the establishment has been overrun with paranoia about the paranoiacs.
The discussion stretches from Richard Hofstadter to Camille Paglia and from Timothy McVeigh to the Reuther brothers. If I ever write that book on American conspiracy folklore, this is one of the essays I'll chop up and recycle.


posted by Jesse 3:09 PM
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Thursday, June 11, 2009
SELF-PROMOTION: My
column for the Reason site this week is about the problems with the Performance Rights Act.

Also, I have a short piece about child pornography and the law in July's print edition of Reason -- a sidebar to a longer feature by Nancy Rommelmann on the "sexting" issue. My contribution is now online as well.


posted by Jesse 12:33 PM
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THE BROWN SCARE OF '09: Greg Sargent's
reaction to the murder at the Holocaust Museum yesterday -- "it's time to revisit criticism of 'right-wing extremists' report" -- wasn't atypical. You could hear the same insta-reaction around the Web, as confirmation bias did its work and two or three crimes by far-right figures were transformed into something larger. Here's Andrew Sullivan: "That DHS report doesn't look so iffy any more, does it?" Markos Moulitsas: "Attempt by Cons to justify their critique of prescient DHS report are an extra special dose of stupid." Benjamin Sarlin at The Daily Beast writes that "a much-maligned Department of Homeland Security memo on right-wing extremism is looking more accurate by the day." Doug J. at Balloon Juice says, "How many acts of right-wing terrorism have to occur before DHS is allowed to start keeping track of it?"

So the Department of Homeland Security, a bloated and dysfunctional agency that shouldn't exist in the first place, should spend its time tracking the possibility that a criminal kook with no co-conspirators will decide to shoot a doctor or a security guard? From preventing another 9/11 to preventing unorganized shootings: Talk about mission creep. Yes, these murders are terrorism, but they're the sort of terrorism that can be contained by the average small-town police force. If you try to blow them up into a grand pattern that threatens ordinary Americans, you're no different from the C-level conservative pundits who treat every politically motivated crime by a Muslim as evidence of a broad Islamic threat to ordinary Americans' well-being. (The reliably inane Debbie Schlussel even blames Islam for the Holocaust Museum shooting, despite the fact that the killer is a neo-Nazi, on the grounds that "it is because of Muslims--who are the biggest contributor to the worldwide rise in anti-Semitism to Holocaust-eve levels--that neo-Nazis feel comfortable--far more comfortable!--manifesting their views about Jews.")

Why did the DHS report come under such fire? It wasn't because far-right cranks are incapable of committing crimes. It's because the paper blew the threat of right-wing terror out of proportion, just as the Clinton administration did in the '90s; because it treated "extremism" itself as a potential threat, while offering a definition of extremist so broad it seemed it include anyone who opposed abortion or immigration or excessive federal power; and because it fretted about the danger of "the return of military veterans facing significant challenges reintegrating into their communities." (Note that neither the killing in Kansas last month nor the shooting in Washington yesterday was committed by an Iraq or Afghanistan vet.) The effect isn't to make right-wing terror attacks less likely. It's to make it easier to smear nonviolent, noncriminal figures on the right, just as the most substantial effect of a red scare was to make it easier to smear nonviolent, noncriminal figures on the left. The fact that communist spies really existed didn't justify Joseph McCarthy's antics, and the fact that armed extremists really exist doesn't justify the Department of Homeland Security's report.

(cross-posted at Hit & Run)


posted by Jesse 10:30 AM
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009
SELF-PROMOTION: My most recent Reason
column is titled "The Swine Flu Panic That Wasn't" and subtitled "Mass hysteria fails to materialize. Again."


posted by Jesse 10:47 PM
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ALASDAIR MACINTYRE ON POLITICAL SCIENTISM:
There once was a man who aspired to be the author of the general theory of holes. When asked 'What kind of hole--holes dug by children in the sand for amusement, holes dug by gardeners to plant lettuce seedlings, tank traps, holes made by road makers?' he would reply indignantly that he wished for a general theory that would explain all of these. He rejected ab initio the--as he saw it--pathetically common-sense view that of the digging of different kinds of holes there are quite different kinds of explanations to be given; why then he would ask do we have the concept of a hole? Lacking the explanations to which he originally aspired, he then fell to discovering statistically significant correlations; he found for example that there is a correlation between the aggregate hole-digging achievement of a society as measured, or at least one day to be measured, by econometric techniques, and its degree of technological development. The United States surpasses both Paraguay and Upper Volta in hole-digging; there are more holes in Vietnam than there were. These observations, he would always insist, were neutral and value-free. This man's achievement has passed totally unnoticed except by me. Had he however turned his talents to political science, had he concerned himself not with holes, but with modernization, urbanization or violence, I find it difficult to believe that he might not have achieved high office in the APSA.
The APSA being the
American Political Science Association. Quote lifted from Susanne Karstedt and Manuel Eisner.


posted by Jesse 2:53 PM
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Monday, May 11, 2009
AFTERFOLLIES: I did the midnight shift at WCBN this past Friday. That gave me the opportunity to play (a) records with words the FCC doesn't permit in the daytime and (b) stuff too experimental, or maybe too self-indulgent, to inflict on a midday audience.

The first hour of the show was mostly given over to excerpts from
Get Your Ass in the Water and Swim Like Me, a collection of street toasts -- most of them really filthy -- recorded largely at prisons in Texas in the '60s. ("Tom from Ellis," for example, was incarcerated at the Ellis Unit in Huntsville.) I mixed those spoken-word performances with funk and jazz, thus highlighting the ways they foreshadowed hip hop, and in-between I played other tracks that fit the theme, from Wilson Pickett's soul version of "Stagger Lee" to a Last Poets proto-rap about smack addiction.

The other two hours didn't include as much mixing on my part, though I did do a really absurd live mash-up between Yes and James Chance; and, later, combined some music with an old LP of the premillennialist preacher Hal Lindsey.

Here's the playlist:

Herbie Hancock: Watermelon Man (excerpt, mixed with "Titanic")
Tom from Ellis: Titanic
Ben Taylor: Dolemite
Herbie Hancock: Chameleon (excerpt, mixed with "Stackolee")
Henry from Ramsey: Stackolee
Wilson Pickett: Stagger Lee
Isaac Hayes: Shaft
Pee Wee Ellis: Chicken (mixed with "Pimpin' Sam" and "Up on the Farm")
Henry from Ramsey: Pimpin' Sam
Peter from Wynne: Up on the Farm
Walter Roland & Lucille Bogan: I'm Gonna Shave You Dry
Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show: Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball
Henry from Ramsey: Dance of the Freaks
Earth, Wind, and Fire: Sweet Sweetback's Theme (mixed with "Dance of the Freaks" and "Jones Comin' Down")
The Last Poets: Jones Comin' Down
Jimmy Smith: J.O.S. (excerpt, mixed with "The Signifying Monkey")
Tom from Ellis: The Signifying Monkey
Jon Brown: 30 Days
The Bad Livers: Love Songs Suck
Brian Eno & David Byrne: Regiment
Was (Not Was): Dad I'm in Jail
James White and the Blacks: Contort Yourself
Yes: Würm (sped up & mixed with "Contort Yourself," then slowed down and spun backwards)
Taj Mahal: Corinna
Joe Tex: Trying to Win Your Love
Dr. John & The Meters: Peace Brother Peace
The Bar-Kays: Mean Mistreater
Juicy Bananas: Bad Man
Cookie Monster: Me Lost Me Cookie at the Disco
The Bobs: Disco Inferno
The Doors: Peace Frog
The Commodores: Brick House
The Kinks: Demolition
The Section: Black Dog
The Section: Bron-Y-Aur
The Recliners: Back in Black
Mrs. Miller: Tiptoe Through the Tulips
Monty Python: Sit On My Face
Henry Mancini: Baby Elephant Walk
Firesign Theater: Young Guy Motor Detective
Keith Jarrett: Second Invocation
Hal Lindsey: Questions and Answers About the End Times (excerpt, mixed with "Second Invocation" and "New World Order")
Presage: New World Order
Ministry: N.W.O.
The Ramones: Do You Remember Rock'n'Roll Radio?
Fear: Let's Have a War
Patti Smith: My Generation
The Shaggs: My Pal Foot Foot
Nina Hagen: Spirit in the Sky
Bob Dylan: All the Tired Horses
George Harrison: If Not for You
Henry Mancini: March of the Cue Balls
Jimmy Page & Robert Plant: Nobody's Fault But Mine
The Bobs: Is That All There Is?


posted by Jesse 11:14 PM
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Thursday, May 07, 2009
THE FINAL FOLLIES: Tuesday saw the final installment of my weekly Titicut Follies radio show. (It won't be my last broadcast before returning to Baltimore, though: I'm going to do a late-night shift this Friday at midnight.) I replayed a lot of my favorite songs and threw in some tracks I'd never aired before as well:

O.V. Wright: I'd Rather Be Blind, Crippled, and Crazy
Margie Johnson: Touch Your Woman
James Carr: Row, Row Your Boat
Ivan Neville: Fortunate Son
The Bar-Kays: Feelin' Alright
The Gift of Gab & The Blind Boys of Alabama: Demons
Sly and the Family Stone: In Time
Duffy: Mercy
Taj Mahal: I Ain't Gonna Let Nobody Steal My Jellyroll
Tony Joe White: Even Trolls Love Rock and Roll
Leo Kottke: Monkey Lust
Larry Jon Wilson: Sheldon Church Yard
Bob Dylan: Slow Train
Clarence Carter: Making Love (At the Dark End of the Street)
Booker T. and the MGs: Summertime
Charlie Rich: Your Place Is Here With Me
Karen Dalton: In a Station
Steve Earle: Another Town
k.d. lang: Big Boned Gal
Jerry Lee Lewis: Big Blue Diamonds
Louis Armstrong & Velma Middleton: All That Meat and No Potatoes
Rodgers and Hammerstein: Oklahoma!
The Kinks: Oklahoma U.S.A.
Merle Haggard: Okie from Muskogee
Josh Graves: Jennifer's Waltz
Dolly Parton: Early Morning Breeze
Van Morrison & The Chieftains: Raglan Road
The Pogues: The Broad Majestic Shannon
Steve Goodman: Lincoln Park Pirates
The Kinks: No Return
The Bonzo Dog Band: Look Out, There's a Monster Coming
Sesame Street: Hey Food
Roberta Flack: Compared to What
Candi Staton: Sure As Sin
The Neville Brothers: A Change Is Gonna Come
Willie Hightower: Back Road Into Town
The Band: Life Is a Carnival
Jackson 5: I Want You Back
Stevie Wonder: Living for the City
Roy Ayers: Brawling Broads
Flight of the Conchords: Business Time
Parliament: Handcuffs
Beck: Where It's At
Esther Phillips: 'Til My Back Ain't Got No Bone
Townes Van Zandt: Black Widow Blues
Johnny Cash: Mary of the Wild Moor
Willie Nelson: Always on My Mind
Bob Dylan: Wigwam


posted by Jesse 3:10 PM
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Sunday, May 03, 2009
SELF-PROMOTION: My essay on the politics of superhero movies, originally published in the May Reason, is now
online.

Also, I wrote a column about FCC v. Fox last week for the Reason website.


posted by Jesse 10:40 AM
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THREE HOURS OF COUNTRY MUSIC: I hosted The Down Home Show on WCBN yesterday. The high point was getting a call from my brother about 50 minutes into the program: He was listening online in Iraq, and he wanted to hear some Freddy Fender.

Here's the playlist:

Emmylou Harris: Leaving Louisiana in the Broad Daylight
Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn: Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man
Balfa Toujours: Reel de Deshotels
Tom T. Hall: Ravishing Ruby
Roger Miller: Kansas City Star
Johnny Cash: I've Been Everywhere
Rick Moranis: I Ain't Goin' Nowhere
Cliff Bruner: Draftboard Blues
Steve Earle: My Uncle
Doc Watson: Going Down the Road Feeling Bad
Rose Maddox: Silver Threads and Golden Needles
Linda Ronstadt: Silver Threads and Golden Needles
Merle Haggard: Huntsville
Charlie Daniels: Long Haired Country Boy
Hank Williams: Lost Highway
Jason and the Scorchers: Lost Highway
Terry Allen: Truckload of Art
Roy Acuff: Wreck on the Highway
Steve Goodman: Somebody Else's Troubles
Freddy Fender: Since I Met You Baby
Dwight Yoakam: T for Texas
Willie Nelson: Shotgun Willie
Lou Johnson: She Thinks I Still Care
Charlie Rich: A Woman Left Lonely
Vern Gosdin: I'm Still Crazy
The Tractors: The Tulsa Shuffle
Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys: Take Me Back to Tulsa
Floyd Tillman: Daisy May
Red Foley: Tennessee Polka
Robin Holcomb & Bill Frisell: Will Jesus Wash the Bloodstains from Your Hands?
Michael Hurley: Griselda
R. Crumb and His Cheap Suit Serenaders: Crying My Blues Away
Hank Williams Jr.: I Just Ain't Been Able
David Allan Coe: Atlanta Song
Mickey Newbury: Mobile Blue
Guy Clark: L.A. Freeway
Johnny Paycheck: The Cave
Uncle Tupelo: Atomic Power
Lowell Blanchard and the Valley Trio: Jesus Hits Like an Atom Bomb
John D. Loudermilk: No Playing in the Snow Today
Merle Haggard: If We Make It Through December
Waylon Jennings: The Taker
Bob Dylan: Gotta Travel On
Elvis Presley: I'm Movin' On
Bobbie Gentry: Okolona River Bottom Band
Jim Ford: She Turns My Radio On
Sammi Smith: All I Ever Need Is You
Clarence Gatemouth Brown: Fiddlin' Around
The Blasters: Little Honey
Larry John Wilson: Ohoopee River Bottomland
Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen: My Home Is In My Hand
Johnny Horton: Take Me Like I Am
Merle Travis: Dark as a Dungeon
Dave Alvin: What Did the Deep Sea Say
The Band: Long Black Veil
Sir Douglas Quintet: Texas Me


posted by Jesse 10:26 AM
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Thursday, April 30, 2009
TITICUT FOLIE A DEUX: The playlist for this week's radio show:

Otis Redding: (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
Little Richard: Talkin' 'Bout Soul
James Brown: The Popcorn
Go Real Artists: What About You (In the World Today)
The Last Poets: This Is Madness (excerpt)
The Majestics: Funky Chick
Jim Ford: Long Road Ahead
Music Together: No More Pie
Betty Davis: In the Meantime
Ray Charles: You Are My Sunshine
Donnie Fritts: Sumpin' Funky Going On
Luis Santi y Su Conjunto: Los Feligreses
Talking Heads: Paper
Joan Armatrading: Taking My Baby Up Town
The Dixie Hummingbirds: Someday
The Staple Singers: So Soon
Candi Staton: Dust On My Pillow
Solomon Burke: Til I Get It Right
Bill Frisell: Keep Your Eyes Open
Connie Smith: Once a Day
George Jones: A Good Year for the Roses
Charlie Rich: Have a Heart
Glen Campbell: If Not for You
Merle Haggard: Railroad Lady
Jerry Jeff Walker: One Too Many Mornings
Bob Dylan & The Hawks: One Too Many Mornings
The Kinks: I'm in Disgrace
The Modern Lovers: She Cracked
Roxy Music: Mother of Pearl
Pere Ubu: Heaven
Miles Davis: One and One
The Bar-Kays: Love Pollution
Beck: Debra
Galactic: Something's Wrong With This Picture
Flight of the Conchords: Robots
Lube: Ne Valyay Duraka, Amerika
Brave Combo: Atotonilco
Don Byron: Tobacco Auctioneer
Kermit Ruffins: Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner
Steve Allen & Slim Gaillard: Jack and the Beanstalk
Thelonious Monk: Locomotive
Norman Fox and the Rob Roys: Pizza Pie
Elvis Presley & The Jordanaires: Working on a Building
Cowboy Junkies: Working on a Building
The Buzzrats: The Last Shaker Village
The Meat Puppets: Unexplained
Eddie Hinton: Brown Eyed Handsome Man
Hank Williams Jr.: Family Tradition
Bob Dylan: Wigwam

I know I've played "Mother of Pearl" before. I don't care. Some songs are so good you just have to play them again.


posted by Jesse 12:42 AM
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