The Perpetual Three-Dot Column
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by Jesse Walker

Tuesday, March 24, 2009
SEWARD'S FOLLIES: The playlist from today's radio show:

Ivan Neville: Fortunate Son
Parliament: Dr. Funkenstein
Kool and the Gang: Jungle Boogie
Wilson Pickett: 99 and 1/2 (Won't Do)
Mavis Staples: 99 and 1/2
The Mighty Chariots of Fire: 99 and 1/2 Won't Do
The Zion Harmonizers: Tied Up (In Jesus)
O.V. Wright: Motherless Child
Bettye LaVette: Choices
The Two Dollar Pistols & Tift Merritt: If Only You Were Mine
k.d. lang: Wallflower Waltz
Percy Sledge: I'll Be Your Everything
Solomon Burke: I Can't Stop Loving You
Macy Gray: Why Don't You Call Me
CéU: Rainha
Manu DiBango: Wakafrica
Vampire Weekend: Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa
Teresa Stratas: I'm a Stranger Here Myself
Marlene Dietrich: If He Swing By the String
Bix Beiderbecke: Copenhagen
BED: Jubilee
Louis Armstrong: On the Sunny Side of the Street
Willie Nelson: The World Is Waiting for the Sunrise
Sidney Bechet: Viper Mad
Duke Ellington: Solitude
Little Caesar: You Can't Bring Me Down
John Lee Hooker: High Priced Woman
Shelly Lee Alley and His Alley Cats: Women Women Women
The Kinks: Slum Kids
The Modern Mountaineers: Dirty Dog Blues
The Fort Worth Doughboys: Sunbonnet Sue
Gene Autry: Sioux City Sue
Joe Simon: Do You Know What It's Like To Be Lonesome
Rose Royce: Car Wash
Blondie: Heart of Glass
Twink: Riddle
The Bonzo Dog Band: My Pink Half of the Drainpipe
The Pogues: The Body of an American
Fairport Convention: Reno, Nevada
Lyme and Cybelle: Follow Me
Bob Dylan & Joan Baez: The Water Is Wide
Leo Kottke: Jack Gets Up
Trio: Boom Boom
Lou Reed: I Can't Stand It
Loretta Lynn & Jack White: Portland, Oregon
Dave Edmunds: Queen of Hearts
Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire: Vidalia
Cássia Eller: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Cássia Eller: De Esquinn
Orishas: Represent


posted by Jesse 9:44 PM
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SELF-PROMOTION: I neglected to link to it when it went up last week, but my latest Reason Online
column is about the future of local journalism. Here's the nut graf:
There was a time when the death of the newspaper was a speculative debate, an argument between Internet visionaries and defenders of newsprint tradition. Back then the issue was whether the papers ought to be supplanted. In 2009, that's a bit like debating yesterday's weather. The papers are being supplanted, whether they deserve it or not, and the issue is--or should be--how we still might fill the functions the old media can no longer perform.
Also, May's print edition of Reason is now out. It includes an article I wrote about the politics of the superhero film.


posted by Jesse 5:46 PM
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LIFE IS HORRIBLE, CHARLIE BROWN: One feverish night in 1992, I dreamed an entire Peanuts special in rock opera form. For a day, everything goes Charlie Brown's way: He talks to the little red-haired girl, wins a baseball game, is a hero and friend to all. Then he gets home and learns that while he was having the best day of his life, his father the barber died. Crushed, he sings a line my subconscious stole from the Beatles: Nothing's gonna change my world...


posted by Jesse 4:48 PM
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
FINNEGAN'S FOLLIES: Today is St. Patrick's Day, so on my radio show I played a lot of traditional Irish music, a fair amount of untraditional Irish music, a few songs that might be called "Irish-related" music, and occasionally some English music that bore a family resemblance to the Gaelic sound. The latter tunes sparked a running gag about English-Irish reconciliation, which culminated at the top of the final hour with the sound of a bomb exploding and then a series of violent punk songs. After that the show's theme pretty much disappeared and I did a straight freeform program, though I did return to the holiday at the end with a Rory Gallagher track.

The Pogues: Bottle of Smoke
Flogging Molly: The Worst Day Since Yesterday
The Irish Tradition: Smash the Windows/Fred Finn's
Black 47: Rockin' the Bronx
The Bothy Band: The Kesh Jig/Give Us a Drink of Water/The Flower of the Flock/Famous Ballymote
Steve Earle & Del McCoury: Dixieland
The Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem: Mountain Dew
Bob Dylan: Moonshiner
The Oysterband: Rambling Irishman
The Chieftains: The Princess Royal/Blind Mary/John Drury
Richard and Linda Thompson: I Want to See the Bright Lights Tonight
Van Morrison: And It Stoned Me
The Waterboys: This Land Is Your Land
Syd Barrett: Golden Hair
June Tabor: Bonny May
The Kinks: Harry Rag
Thin Lizzy: No One Told Him
My Bloody Valentine: Loomer
The Hot Club of Cowtown: Bonaparte's Retreat
The Chieftains: Did You Ever Go a Courtin', Uncle Joe/Will the Circle Be Unbroken
Christy Moore: City of Chicago
Liam O'Flynn: After Aughrim's Great Disaster
Don Walser: Danny Boy
Boys of the Lough: Sean Bui/Tommy People's/The Lark in the Morning
Gaelic Storm: McLoud's Reel/Whup Jamboree
Mary O'Hara: Wexford Mummer's Song
Jean Ritchie: Barbara Allen
Johnny Cash: Mary of the Wild Moor
Steeleye Span: Dark-Haired Sailor
Swim Two Birds: All I Want
The Clash: White Riot
The Sex Pistols: Anarchy in the U.K.
Buzzcocks: I Don't Know What to Do With My Life
Flipper: Sex Bomb
Prince: Kiss
Prince: Anotherloverholenyohead
Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings: Cut That Line
The Exotics: Let Me Be a Part of You
George Gershwin: Rhapsody in Blue
Rory Gallagher: Banker's Blues
Little Walter: Key to the Highway
Bob Dylan: Wigwam

While the first Chieftains medley was playing, I read a favorite passage from Flann O'Brien's The Third Policemen. And yes, I've played "Kiss" before. In theory I try not to repeat myself, but in practice I couldn't resist the segue from Flipper.


posted by Jesse 9:25 PM
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Friday, March 13, 2009
FUNDRAISING FOLLIES: WCBN is having its annual fundraiser this week (
donate now!), so I threw the don't-repeat-yourself rule out the window and stuffed my show with songs I'd aired before. Sort of a best-of program, aimed at maximizing the money pledged.

The O'Jays: For the Love of Money
Tower of Power: Back on the Streets
Clarence Carter: Looking for a Fox
Jimmy Brown: Soul Man
Pigmeat Markham: Here Comes the Judge
Sesame Street: Me Lost Me Cookie at the Disco
Stacy Lane: Funky Little Train
Parliament: Ride On
Jerry Lee Lewis: Hold On, I'm Coming
Candi Staton: You Don't Have Far to Go
Kip Anderson: I Went Off and Cried
Doris Duke: To the Other Woman (I'm the Other Woman)
Duffy: Syrup & Honey
Etta James: Take it to the Limit
Booker T. and the MGs: Summertime
The Exotics: Let's Try to Build a Love Affair
Johnnie Taylor: I Don't Want to Lose You
Mariann: The Woman in Me
Freakwater: Good for Nothing
Slim Harpo: Folsom Prison Blues
Johnny Cash: Spiritual
Solomon Burke: I Got the Blues
Booker T. and the MGs: Green Onions
Clarinet Thing: Primitive Southern Brass Band Piece
Randy Newman: Kingfish
Willie Nelson: Just Dropped In
Rick Moranis: SOS
Jimmy Reed: Ends & Odds
Merle Haggard: Trouble in Mind
Charlie Daniels: Long Haired Country Boy
Mickey Newbury: Mobile Blue
Kinky Friedman: We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
Bill Monroe: The Old Brown Country Barn
Tom T. Hall: Ballad of Forty Dollars
The Kinks: Have a Cuppa Tea
Dolly Parton: 9 to 5
Bob Dylan: Precious Angel
J.S. Bach: Toccata and Fugue in F Major
Rev. J.M. Gates: These Hard Times
Chris Barber: It's Tight Like That
John Holt: The Tide Is High
Waylon Jennings: Love of the Common People
Herbie Mann: Memphis Underground
George Jones: Life Turned Her That Way
James Carr: Life Turned Her That Way
The Five Blind Boys of Alabama: Bridge Over Troubled Water
Sly and the Family Stone: If You Want Me to Stay
Bobbie Gentry: Okolona River Bottom Band
Bob Dylan: Wigwam


posted by Jesse 12:39 PM
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
PARENTING NOTES: This is as good a place as any to confess that Maya dropped an F-bomb a few weeks ago.

"What did you just say?" I immediately asked her.

"The word that Daddy says," she replied sweetly.

Thus compromised, I told her that this was "a word we only use in the car." She hasn't repeated it since then.


posted by Jesse 12:15 AM
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Tuesday, March 03, 2009
FA FA FA FOLLIES: Another Tuesday, another radio show:

James Carr: Pouring Water on a Drowing Man
Doris Duke: I Wish I Could Sleep
Brook Benton: Rainy Night in Georgia
Bobby Hinton: The Feeling Is Right
Wilson Pickett: Sugar Sugar
Ann Peebles: Give Me Some Credit
Ray Charles: What Would I Do Without You
Charlie Rich: Milky White Way
Mahalia Jackson: Holding My Savior's Hand
Dr. John & The Meters: Same Old Same Old
Bettye Lavette & The Drive-By Truckers: Before the Money Came (The Ballad of Bettye Lavette)
The Band: Life Is a Carnival
Booker T. and the MGs: Tic-Tac-Toe
Sir Douglas Quintet: Pretty Flower
Jerry Reed: The Uptown Poker Club
Marshall Crenshaw: Someday, Someway
Elvis Costello: Imagination Is a Powerful Deceiver
Willie Hightower: Back Road Into Town
The Dixie Hummingbirds: He Watches Out for You and Me
Fats Waller: Deep River
The Rolling Stones: Faraway Eyes
The Blasters: Little Honey
Chesapeake: Working on a Building
Elvis Presley & The Jordanaires: Working on a Building
The Long Ryders: Harriet Tubman's Gonna Carry Me Home
Dolly Parton: In the Good Old Days When Times Were Bad
John Fahey: Five Forward Voyagers (excerpt)
Leo Kottke: Tumbling Tumbleweeds
Beck: Sleeping Bag
Talking Heads: The Big Country
Public Image Ltd.: Rise
Captain Sensible: Wot
Merle Haggard: Shackles and Chains
Don Walser: A Fool Such As I
Van Morrison: There Stands the Glass
The Two Dollar Pistols & Tift Merritt: Just Someone I Used to Know
David Allan Coe: Would You Lay With Me (In a Field of Stone)
Glen Campbell: If Not for You
Golden Smog: He's a Dick
Robbie Fulks & Kelly Willis: Parallel Bars
Emmylou Harris: Queen of the Silver Dollar
Bob Dylan: Mozambique
Sam Bush: Big Mon
Judee Sill: Crayon Angels
Carl Oglesby: Going to Damascus
Elaine Brown: Take It Away
Willie Nelson: You Just Can't Play a Sad Song on a Banjo
The Bonzo Dog Band: Jollity Farm
The Kinks: Denmark Street
Brave Combo: Who Stole the Kishka?
The Klezmer Conservatory Band: The Cry of the Wild Duck
Rosco Gordon: Cheese & Crackers
Bob Dylan: Wigwam

In case you were wondering: That is indeed the Elaine Brown who ran the Black Panther Party, and that is indeed the Carl Oglesby who ran Students for a Democratic Society. We're rockin' the New Left oldies!


posted by Jesse 6:06 PM
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A TALE OF TWO ORACLES: Julian Sanchez on
Joe the Plumber:
It's hardly new to see political advocates whose non-ideological identities are as important to their public role as the substance of what they're saying--but there's traditionally been some sort of link between the two. That is, it matters that Ward Connerly is a black man arguing against affirmative action, and that Cindy Sheehan is a dead soldier's mother arguing against the war in Iraq, because who they are is seen as lending some kind of special credence to what they say. Joe the Plumber started out in that familiar mold: Here was a working class guy with entrepreneurial aspirations challenging Barack Obama's tax policy.

But JtP soon branched out, becoming a war correspondent for Pajamas TV and an all-purpose media critic, sitting on a panel about media bias at last week's "Conservatism 2.0" subconference at CPAC. (Tellingly, while lots of folks lined up for JtP's book signing, the room that had been packed for a panel of conservative media strategists cleared out substantially for Joe's panel, despite his being billed as a star attraction.) What's interesting to me is that even most conservatives don't seem to think Joe has any special insight, expertise, or moral authority on these topics. In fact, it seems as though that's the whole point. Joe symbolizes conservative faith in the common-sensical wisdom of the ordinary man as superior to the pronouncements of Washington wonks and pointy headed elites.
A minor caveat: I think it conceivable that someone who stood in the middle of a media firestorm could have some interesting things to say about the press. ThePlumber's other recent adventures -- the book, the bizarre excursion to Gaza -- might be better examples of Julian's point.

A larger disagreement: I'm not so sure that this is very different from Sheehan, who after a while was offering pronouncements on topics somewhat distant from Iraq (the virtues of Hugo Chavez, for example) and who eventually wound up doing a Vanity Fair photo spread that formally dwelled on the reason for her fame but in context seemed miles removed from it. Ever since the Gaza venture, in which the plumber-pundit discussed the Middle East with all the sophistication of Sheehan describing Venezuela, I've thought of Joseph Wurzelbacher as the Cindy Sheehan of the right: Both evolved from sympathetic spontaneous grassroots voices into increasingly grotesque media figures, sinking deeper into self-parody the more they embraced their celebrity. (There's a fictional parallel in the end of Waiting for Guffman, when the members of the Blane theater troupe find demeaning jobs in the lowest rungs of the entertainment industry. Except that those would-be celebs don't even achieve the fame they're pursuing.)

And still I find myself sympathizing with the mother and the plumber. That's partly because both have withstood nasty smear campaigns, but it's also because I'm not sure I'd behave any differently in their position. Put yourself in their shoes. For most of your life you've been anonymous. Suddenly thousands, maybe millions of strangers want to hear your opinions. Are you really going to refrain from spouting off? When there's money on the table? And when you're ultimately no less qualified to opine than some of the loudest voices on Fox and MSNBC? In a sane world, Cindy Sheehan and Joe the Plumber would be mid-level bloggers whose sporadically insightful punditry doesn't interfere with their day jobs. In a sane world, the same would be true of half the regulars on talk TV.

Both Sheehan and Wurzelbacher are idiosyncratic individuals who became famous because they were supposed to serve as stand-ins for entire classes. Sheehan represented all the mothers who have lost children in Iraq; or, even more broadly, every Middle American opponent of the war. Wurzelbacher represented all the potential small businessmen who might be penalized by high taxes; or, even more broadly, every blue-collar worker who doesn't trust liberals. But instead of disappearing with the news cycle, both of them stuck around, forcing the world to realize that these were human beings, not walking synecdoches. Both were still asked to play The Voice Of The Folk, and both gamely tried, even though such oracles have never existed and never will. It's their idiosyncrasies that make Cindy and Joe authentic. It's their fame that makes them phony.

(cross-posted at Hit & Run)


posted by Jesse 12:18 AM
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