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by Jesse Walker

Tuesday, December 30, 2008
WELL, BLOW ME DOWN: On New Year's Day, the copyright on Popeye
will expire in Great Britain:
From January 1, the iconic sailor falls into the public domain in Britain under an EU law that restricts the rights of authors to 70 years after their death. Elzie Segar, the Illinois artist who created Popeye, his love interest Olive Oyl and nemesis Bluto, died in 1938....

The copyright expiry means that, from Thursday, anyone can print and sell Popeye posters, T-shirts and even create new comic strips, without the need for authorisation or to make royalty payments.
In the U.S., by contrast, Popeye will be locked up until 2024. And the Popeye trademark, as opposed to copyright, is still in effect on both sides of the Atlantic, so if you were hoping to borrow the sailor man's name for a fried chicken restaurant in Belfast you're SOL.

For those of us who don't think anyone should have a monopoly on any fictional character, the history of Popeye provides two precious pieces of ammunition. One is the wonderful set of Popeye films made by Dave and Max Fleischer in the 1930s, a grotesque and surreal series that sometimes seemed closer in spirit to Robert Crumb than to Mickey Mouse. If it weren't for the Fleischers, it would be easier to argue that no one but a character's creator should be able to use him. The Fleischer Popeye shows the benefits of allowing artists to tinker with someone else's invention.

The second piece of ammo? It's the much less impressive Popeye comics and cartoons that appeared after Segar died and the Fleischers moved on to other projects. It may be valuable to let people play with Segar's creations, but that doesn't mean a single company has any special insight into which artists are suited for the job. It's telling that the one time the latter-day Popeye started to get interesting again -- when the underground comix veteran Bobby London took over the strip from 1986 to 1992 -- the suits who ran King Features didn't like the fact that its franchise was making jokes about abortion and other controversial issues. So London was fired.

As of Thursday, any British artist can try to make a Popeye as good as that of Segar or the Fleischer brothers. What's more, he can do this without worrying that he'll meet the same fate as Bobby London. Best of all, if he does a mediocre job, we won't have to wait until he retires before learning whether anyone else can do better.

(via Mark Brady. cross-posted at Hit & Run.)


posted by Jesse 10:13 PM
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Monday, December 29, 2008
CINEMATIC SOIXANTE-HUITARDS: These film lists are all provisional, of course. I saw a lot of movies in
1998, but I never made it to Dr. Akagi. My 1988 list might look different if I'd ever seen Grave of the Fireflies. I may have to revise my 1978 list when I watch the original Pennies from Heaven. And the roster below could require a change after I get around to renting The Two of Us.

When the Motion Picture Academy looked at 1968, it gave its Best Picture Oscar to the Dickens-goes-Broadway musical Oliver! I don't dislike the movie, but...best picture? That's just perverse.

1. Je t'Aime, Je t'Aime
Directed by Alain Resnais
Written by Jacques Sternberg

A New Wave film -- "New Wave" as in both New Worlds and Nouvelle Vague -- about a man who comes unstuck in time. It was shot at about the same time that Kurt Vonnegut was writing Slaughterhouse-5, so presumably the writers invented the idea independently.

2. Hour of the Wolf
Written and directed by Ingmar Bergman

It isn't Bergman's only horror movie -- you can make a case for classifying The Virgin Spring, Persona, even The Passion of Anna under that header -- but it's the one most deeply indebted to the genre.

3. Shame
Written and directed by Ingmar Bergman

And this Bergman picture is science fiction, though hardly anyone describes it as such.

4. The Lion in Winter
Directed by Anthony Harvey
Written by James Goldman, from his play

"If you're a prince, there's hope for every ape in Africa." (See also #19, below.)

5. High School
Directed by Frederic Wiseman

An academic dystopia.

6. Coogan's Bluff
Directed by Don Siegel
Written by Herman Miller, Dean Riesner, and Howard Rodman

Clint Eastwood stars as a fool of a cop who stumbles his way through a case and somehow prevails. Suspenseful, quietly funny, thoroughly anti-heroic. Siegel's best movie.

7. Night of the Living Dead
Directed by George Romero
Written by Romero and John Russo

It was alternately ignored and damned at the time, but would anyone disagree today that it's one of the most important pictures of the '60s?

8. Once Upon a Time in the West
Directed by Sergio Leone
Written by Leone and Sergio Donati, from a story by Leone, Dario Argento, and Bernardo Bertolucci

The most revisionist of the revisionist westerns.

9. 2001: A Space Odyssey
Directed by Stanley Kubrick
Written by Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke, from a story by Clarke

"Daiiisy, daiiiiiiiiiisy, give me your annnnnswer, dooo..."

10. Madigan
Directed by Don Siegel
Written by Abraham Polonsky and Howard Rodman

Much bleaker -- and better -- than the TV show it inspired.

Honorable mentions:

11. Les Biches (Claude Chabrol)
12. Faces (John Cassavetes)
13. Picnic with Weissman (Jan Svankmajer)
14. Spider Baby (Jack Hill)
15. Bullitt (Peter Yates)
16. Death by Hanging (Nagisa Ohima)
17. The Flat (Jan Svankmajer)
18. Salesman (David Maysles, Albert Maysles, Charlotte Zwerin)
19. Planet of the Apes (Franklin J. Schaffner)
20. Yellow Submarine (George Dunning)


posted by Jesse 10:57 PM
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Friday, December 26, 2008
DOUBLE PLAYLIST POST: Tuesday night I guest-hosted The Hop,
WCBN's weekly hour-long selection of classic soul, funk, and rhythm and blues. When I do my own show, I usually try not to broadcast songs I've played in previous weeks, but that rule goes out the window when I sit in on a different DJ's shift:

Clarence Carter: Back Door Santa
Jean Knight: Your Six-Bit Change
Joe Tex: Skinny Legs and All
Pigmeat Markham: Here Comes the Judge
Jerry Lee Lewis: Hold On, I'm Comin'
Herbie Mann: New Orleans
Mariann: The Woman in Me
Kip Anderson: I Went Off and Cried
Etta James: Take It to the Limit
Mavis Staples: Hard Times Come Again No More
The Exotics: Let's Try to Build a Love Affair
Candi Staton: Sure As Sin
James Carr: Life Turned Her That Way
The Meters: Live Wire
Parliament: Ride On
Bobby Womack: Across 110th Street
Sly and the Family Stone: If You Want Me to Stay
Slim Harpo: Mohair Sam
Wayne Carson: Soul Deep

On Thursday I hosted a special Christmas edition of Titicut Follies -- or was it a special Titicut Follies edition of Christmas? Maya and Rona came in for the last 90 minutes or so, and the show got a little chaotic with a three-year-old girl running around the studio, but that's what makes community radio fun. (Yes, I played "Back Door Santa" twice in three days. It's a holiday, dammit!)

Bobby Gimby: When Bessie the Cow Helped Santa
Rev. Edward W. Clayborn: Wrong Way to Celebrate Christmas
Rev. J.M. Gates: Death Might Be Your Santa Claus
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.: O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
William S. Burroughs: The Junky's Christmas
Big Star: Jesus Christ
The Kinks: Father Christmas
Michael Nyman: Chasing Sheep Is Best Left to Shepherds
Vince Guaraldi: Linus and Lucy
Mickey Rooney: One Foot in Front of the Other
Thurl Ravenscroft: You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
Oscar the Grouch: I Hate Christmas!
Stan Freberg: Green Chri$tma$
The Flying Bulgar Klezmer Band: Cooking Bulgars
Tom Waits: Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
Asleep at the Wheel: Xmas in Jail
Brave Combo: Must Be Santa
Mary Wells: Silent Night
Saturday Night Live: Christmas for the Jews
The Royal Guardsmen: Snoopy's Christmas
Cheech and Chong: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas: The 12 Days of Christmas
Michael Nyman: An Eye for Optical Theory
Wynton Marsalis: We Three Kings of Orient Are
Leon Redbone & Dr. John: Frosty the Snowman
Charles Brown: Blue Holiday
Clarence Carter: Back Door Santa
Ray Charles: Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Etta James: Merry Christmas, Baby
Spike Jones: Nutcracker Suite
The Roches: The Hallelujah Chorus
The Impossibles: The Hallelouie Chorus
June Tabor: Young Waters
The Louvin Brothers: A Shut-In at Christmas/Shut-In's Prayer
The Christmas Jug Band: Santa Lost a Ho
Elvis Presley: Santa Claus Is Back In Town
The Blasters: Trouble Bound
John D. Loudermilk: No Playing in the Snow Today
The Roches: Good King Wenceslas
Kirsty MacColl & The Pogues: Fairytale of New York
Bob Dylan: Wigwam

During the first Michael Nyman piece, I read a three-year-old essay of mine, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians." (The second Nyman track served as a music bed while I listed the songs I'd been playing. So did the Chanukah-friendly tune by the Flying Bulgar Klezmer Band.)

The great discovery of the afternoon is that Bob and Doug McKenzie singing "The 12 Days of Christmas" isn't nearly as funny as I remember it being when I was in the seventh grade. But hearing it gave me a warm nostalgic glow, and isn't that what Christmas is all about?


posted by Jesse 1:03 AM
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008
SELF-PROMOTION: A bunch of Reason's staffers, including me, have
selected some of our favorite books of the year.

Also, February's print edition of Reason has just come out. I don't have any long articles in it, but I did write a review-cum-squib about Andrew Kirk's book Counterculture Green.


posted by Jesse 3:12 PM
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AND I ENTERED THE THIRD GRADE: I've reeled off my favorite films of
1998 and 1988. Now the '70s get a turn.

When the Motion Picture Academy looked at 1978, it gave its Best Picture award to The Deer Hunter. It's in my list too, but not at the top spot:

1. Gates of Heaven
Directed by Errol Morris

"Death is for the living and not for the dead."

2. Dawn of the Dead
Written and directed by George Romero

Everyone knows the zombies are a Metaphor For Mindless Consumption. What complicates that, and makes the film even more delightful, is that the shopping mall itself is depicted as a virtual utopia, at least until the undead hordes break in. There must be a dozen different ways to read that.

3. Blue Collar
Directed by Paul Schrader
Written by Schrader and Leonard Schrader

Ebert says: "The movie could have copped out in its last thirty minutes, and given us a nice, safe Hollywood ending. Instead, it makes criticisms of mass production that social critics like Harvey Swados and Paul Goodman might have agreed with. This isn't a liberal movie but a radical one, and one I suspect a lot of assembly-line workers might see with a shock of recognition."

4. The Deer Hunter
Directed by Michael Cimino
Written by Deric Washburn, from a story by Cimino, Washburn, Louis Garfinkle, and Quinn K. Redeker

The scenes in America offer closely observed realism, the scenes in Asia are a paranoid fever dream, and the contrast between the two magnifies the film's power.

5. The Last Waltz
Directed by Martin Scorsese

The Band, R.I.P. For a while.

6. Days of Heaven
Written and directed by Terrence Malick

The plot is the stuff of hard-boiled crime fiction, but the movie is something very different: more a pastoral mood piece than anything else.

7. A Walk Through H: The Reincarnation of an Ornithologist
Written and directed by Peter Greenaway

The Tibetan Book of the Dead meets The Field Guide to Birds.

8. Powers of Ten
Directed by Charles and Ray Eames

A quick guide to the universe, from the largest possible point of view to the smallest. If Olaf Stapledon made a classroom film, it would look like this.

9. Mongoloid
Directed by Bruce Conner

Yes, it's a music video. I can include music videos if I want to, dammit. The song is by Devo.

10. The Driver
Written and directed by Walter Hill

The car-chase movie as existential noir.

N.B.: Sources differ as to whether Powers of Ten was first screened in 1977 or 1978. Since I left it out of my '77 list last year, I'll include it in this one.


posted by Jesse 1:30 AM
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Friday, December 19, 2008
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT IT'S BEEN TWENTY YEARS SINCE THESE CAME OUT: On Monday we listed the
best movies of 1998. Now we step back another decade.

When the Motion Picture Academy looked at 1988, it gave its Best Picture award to a feel-good formula flick called Rain Man. Which isn't a bad movie, as such films go -- I've always liked the scene when Dustin Hoffman blithely confesses to counting cards -- but it also isn't as good as any of these:

1. The Decalogue
Directed by Krzysztof Kieslowski
Written by Kieslowski and Krzysztof Piesiewicz

The 10 episodes of this Polish miniseries were allegedly inspired by the 10 commandments, though I've never seen a compelling attempt to match Kieslowski's individual stories to Yahweh's individual instructions. At any rate, you shouldn't get hung up on the concept; take each entry on its own terms, and you'll see some of the most morally nuanced storytelling ever made for the screen.

2. A Fish Called Wanda
Directed by Charles Crichton
Written by John Cleese, from a story by Crichton and Cleese

Ealing meets Python.

3. Apartment Zero
Directed by Martin Donovan
Written by Donovan and David Koepp

"If that's a mask, either take it off now or leave it on forever."

4. Thelonious Monk: Straight, No Chaser
Directed by Charlotte Zwerin

Genius wrapped up in madness.

5. Paperhouse
Directed by Bernard Rose
Written by Matthew Jacobs, from a novel by Catherine Storr

Rose's early horror/fantasy movies are so much richer than his later, self-consciously arthouse-oriented Oscar bait.

6. My Neighbor Totoro
Written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki

My daughter likes it, too.

7. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Directed by Terry Gilliam
Written by Gilliam and Charles McKeown, from a novel by Rudolph Erich Raspe

"Have him executed at once. This sort of behavior is demoralizing for the ordinary soldiers and citizens who are trying to lead normal, simple, unexceptional lives."

8. The Naked Gun
Directed by David Zucker
Written by Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Pat Proft

In addition to featuring O.J. Simpson's finest performance outside a courtroom, this is the best baseball movie ever made.

9. Cane Toads: An Unnatural History
Directed by Mark Lewis

Frogtown goes to hell.

10. The Thin Blue Line
Directed by Errol Morris

It's on this list because it's an artful piece of filmmaking and an accomplished piece of journalism, not because it can credibly claim to have gotten an innocent man freed from prison. But that's a nice bonus.

Honorable mentions:

11. Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (Pedro Almodovar)
12. The Vanishing (George Sluizer)
13. Alice (Jan Svankmajer)
14. Miracle Mile (Steve De Jarnatt)
15. The Unbearable Lightness of Being (Philip Kaufman)
16. Running on Empty (Sidney Lumet)
17. Virile Games (Jan Svankmajer)
18. Walker (Alex Cox)
19. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (Robert Zemeckis)
20. Tanner '88 (Robert Altman)


posted by Jesse 11:40 PM
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Thursday, December 18, 2008
BACK IN THE ETHER AGAIN: I handed over the last half-hour of my radio show today to a DJ-in-training, so I never got around to playing my usual closing theme. I did, however, play five tangos and -- God help me -- two prog songs:

Loretta Lynn: Mrs. Leroy Brown
Van Morrison: Mule Skinner Blues
James Brown: Talkin' Loud and Sayin' Nothing
The Dixie Hummingbirds: Too Many Troubles
Funkadelic: Can You Get to That
The Blind Boys of Alabama: You and Your Folks/23rd Psalm
The Bar-Kays: Cozy
Flight of the Conchords: Business Time
Floyd Tillman: Why Do I Love You
Merle Haggard: Pennies from Heaven
Willie Nelson & Wynton Marsalis: Ain't Nobody's Business
The Kinks: Scrapheap City (blues version)
Willie Dixon: 29 Ways
Elvis Presley: Long Black Limousine
Charlie Rich: Big Boss Man
Carlos Gardel: Primero Campaneala
Astor Piazzolla: Tanguedia III
34 Puñaladas: Contramarca
Tanghetto: Women and Children First
Tom Waits: Tango Till They're Sore
Phineas Gage: Duck Blind
Orishas: A Lo Cubano
Twink: Pussy Cat
Leo Kottke: Monkey Lust
Boiled in Lead: Rasputin
Tracy and the Hindenburg Ground Crew: Happy
Mohammed El-Sulieman and His Oriental Ensemble: Hasapiko Bolero
The Pogues: Turkish Song of the Damned
The Oysterband: When I'm Up I Can't Get Down
Elvis Costello: Green Shirt (acoustic demo)
Siouxie and the Banshees: Dear Prudence
The dB's: Lonely Is (As Lonely Does)
Ray Davies: 20th Century Man
King Crimson: 21st Century Schizoid Man
Jethro Tull: Hymn 43
Bob Dylan: When My Ship Comes In
Solomon Burke: What Good Am I?
Candi Staton: I'd Rather Be an Old Man's Sweetheart (Than a Young Man's Fool)
The Meters: Sophisticated Cissy

Next Tuesday at 8 p.m. I'll be guest-hosting The Hop, a weekly show devoted to classic R&B.
Tune in!


posted by Jesse 8:41 PM
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Monday, December 15, 2008
WE INTERRUPT THESE MUSIC LISTS TO BRING YOU A FILM LIST: When mainstream movie critics start announcing their top 10 pictures of the year, the tradition here at The Perpetual Three-Dot Column is to ignore the present and pick the best movies of 10 years ago, 20 years ago, and so on. Time to start again.

When the Motion Picture Academy looked back at 1998, it gave its Best Picture award to a self-congratulatory little trifle called Shakespeare in Love. You won't find that one here:

1. Happiness
Written and directed by Todd Solondz

Daniel Clowes drew this picture's
poster, and there's something about the movie that matches his sensibility. Whenever I think back to the dark and funny final scene, my mind distorts the memory so I'm imagining a Clowes comic, not a film.

2. After Life
Wrtten and directed by Hirokazu Koreeda

My favorite Japanese movie of the '90s.

3. Rushmore
Directed by Wes Anderson
Written by Anderson and Owen Wilson

Featuring Anderson and Wilson's best script, one of Bill Murray's best performances, and the best use of the Who on a motion picture soundtrack ever, and yes, that includes Tommy.

4. The Big Lebowski
Written and directed by Joel and Ethan Coen

"Fair? Who's the fucking nihilist here?"

5. The Celebration
Directed by Thomas Vinterberg
Written by Vinterberg and Mogens Rukov

It would be a spoiler to say what this story is about. I'll just note that there are about 10,000 movies on that particular subject, and that this is one of maybe five that treat the topic intelligently.

6. Oz 2
Written by Tom Fontana with Sean Jablonski, Bradford Winters, and Debbie Sarjeant
Directed by Nick Gomez, Uli Edel, Bob Balaban, Keith Samples, Kathy Bates, Alan Taylor, Mary Harron, and Jean De Segonza

The second season of HBO's prison series isn't as much of a self-contained narrative as the first year, but there's enough of an arc to earn it a spot on the list.

7. A Simple Plan
Directed by Sam Raimi
Written by Scott B. Smith, from his novel

Raimi's best movie.

8. Henry Fool
Written and directed by Hal Hartley

"OK, you got me outnumbered here four to one and you're gonna kill me here tonight and not a soul in this dimly lit world is gonna notice I'm gone. But one of you, one of you, one of you is gonna have his eye torn out. Period....One of you poor, underpaid jerks is gonna have an eye ripped out of its socket. I promise. It's a small thing perhaps, all things considered, but I will succeed, because it's the only thing I have left to do in this world. So why don't you just take a good look at one another one last time, and think it over a few minutes more."

9. Out of Sight
Directed by Steven Soderbergh
Written by Scott Frank, from a novel by Elmore Leonard

Part of a great run of Elmore Leonard adaptations in the mid/late '90s, along with Barry Sonnenfeld's Get Shorty and Quentin Tarantino's Jackie Brown.

10. Kurt & Courtney
Directed by Nick Broomfield

Someday I'll write a long essay about what an underrated director Broomfield is and what a crafty little movie he has made. This is supposedly a piece of investigative journalism devoted to the theory that Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain. But the mystery is a MacGuffin. The film is really a slapstick remake of Citizen Kane.

Honorable mentions:

11. Velvet Goldmine (Todd Haynes)
12. High Art (Lisa Cholodenko)
13. Pi (Darren Aronofsky)
14. O Night Without Objects (Jeanne C. Finley, John H. Muse)
15. Buffalo '66 (Vincent Gallo)
16. There's Something About Mary (Bobby and Peter Farrelly)
17. Dark City (Alex Proyas)
18. The Truman Show (Peter Weir)
19. The Last Days of Disco (Whit Stillman)
20. Saving Private Ryan (Steven Spielberg)

Yes, Saving Private Ryan. When it's bad it's very, very bad, but when it's good it's great.

N.B.: Henry Fool went into general release in 1998, but technically it was first screened in 1997. I didn't realize that when I posted my '97 list last year, though, and I hate the thought of excluding it -- if all of Hal Hartley's movies were to disappear from the world, this is the only one I would really miss.


posted by Jesse 12:37 AM
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Monday, December 01, 2008
SELF-PROMOTION: My
review of Forgotten Founder, Drunken Prophet, Bill Kauffman's fine new biography of the Antifederalist attorney Luther Martin, appears in the new TAC. (The same issue includes appreciations of C. Wright Mills, William Appleman Williams, and Gabriel Kolko -- further evidence for my contention that The American Conservative, despite its title, is actually one of the best left-wing magazines in the country.)

Meanwhile, that same Bill Kauffman guest-edited the latest edition of The University Bookman, a special issue devoted to regionalism. I contributed an essay about country music, southern soul, and Jackie Brown.


posted by Jesse 11:25 PM
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AND DOC WATSON FOR LUNCH: Saturday I subbed as host of CBN's bluegrass show, Bill Monroe for Breakfast. Here's what I played:

Del McCoury: Learning the Blues
The Virginia Squires: The Late Night Cry of the Whippoorwhill
Jim Lauderdale: There's a Looking Glass
Steve Earle: Until the Day I Die
Jim & Jesse: Bringing in the Georgia Mail
Earl Scruggs & Bob Dylan: Nashville Skyline Rag
Eastern Heritage: Early Morning Rain
Hazel Dickens: Busted
Mac Wiseman: House of the Rising Sun
The Seldom Scene: Walking the Blues
Bluegrass Cardinals: Sweet House of Prayer
Betty Jean Robinson & The Nashville Grass: Tramp on the Street
Buddy and Julie Miller: Little Darlin'
Josh Graves: Little Maggie
Wilco: Forget the Flowers
Lester Flatt: The Wreck of the Old 97
Vassar Clements: White House Blues
Blue Mountain: Jimmy Carter
Doc & Merle Watson: Summertime
Doc Watson & The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band: Tennessee Stud
Doc & Merle Watson: Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
Doc Watson: My Blue Eyed Jane
Doc & Merle Watson: Three Times Seven
Mac Wiseman: In the Pines
The Dixie Chicks: White Trash Wedding
Bill Monroe: Sally Goodin
Merle Haggard: Big City
The Nashville Superpickers: Paperback Writer
Michelle Shocked: Lovely Rita
The Peasall Sisters: Gray County Line
Jerry Garcia & David Grisman: There Ain't No Bugs On Me
Stonewall Jackson: The Bare Necessities
The Stoneman Family: Big Ball in Monterey
The Red Clay Ramblers: The Yellow Rose of Texas
The Mountain Ramblers: John Hardy

Vassar's version of "White House Blues" replaces the old verses about McKinley and Theodore Roosevelt with gags about Nixon, Ford, and Carter. I had so much fun playing it back to back with the Blue Mountain record that I might reprise the combination on my freeform show.

That isn't the original recording of "Big City," by the way -- it's the performance on Haggard's recent
Bluegrass Sessions CD. And no, Michelle Shocked's folk cover of "Lovely Rita" isn't really bluegrass, but it seemed to fit, coming as it did right after another Beatles remake.


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