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by Jesse Walker

Friday, December 28, 2007
SELF-PROMOTION: I have an article in the February Reason about the decline of Steve Earle. Available at better newsstands.


posted by Jesse 9:42 PM
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DO YOU REMEMBER THE SIXTIES, MAN?: So far we've reviewed the best films of
1997, 1987, and 1977. Time to jump back another 10 years.

When the Motion Picture Academy looked back at 1967, it gave its Best Picture award to In the Heat of the Night, a police procedural with a civil rights message. It's an enjoyable movie, but I can think of 10 that are better:

1. The President's Analyst
Written and directed by Theodore J. Flicker

For fans of Richard Condon and Robert Anton Wilson, and for anyone who has ever cast a suspicious eye at his phone.

2. Bedazzled
Directed by Stanley Donen
Written by Peter Cook, from a story by Cook and Dudley Moore

No, not the awful remake with Brendan Fraser and Elizabeth Hurley. This cult comedy stars the young Cook and Moore, and it feels like a medieval folktale dropped into Swinging London.

3. Le Samouraï
Directed by Jean-Pierre Melville
Written by Melville and Georges Pellegrin, from a novel by Joan McLeod

The most essential film noir of the '60s.

4. Titicut Follies
Directed by Frederick Wiseman with John Marshall

A grotesque glimpse at life inside a total institution.

5. In Cold Blood
Directed by Richard Brooks
Written by Brooks, from a book by Truman Capote

"I thought Mr. Clutter was a very nice gentleman. I thought so right up to the time I cut his throat."

6. Bonnie and Clyde
Directed by Arthur Penn
Written by David Newman and Robert Benton

Four decades later, it's hard to tell what all the fuss was about. But it's still a kinetic, engaging picture filled with clever touches that elevate it above its imitators. It also announced the arrival of the New Hollywood, kicking off the most creative decade of American filmmaking since the '40s.

7. The Shooting
Directed by Monte Hellman
Written by Carole Eastman

The Zapruder film of westerns.

8. Belle de Jour
Directed by Luis Buñuel
Written by Buñuel and Jean-Claude Carrière, from a novel by Joseph Kessel

The world's most famous fetish film.

9. Point Blank
Directed by John Boorman
Written by Alexander Jacobs, David Newhouse, and Rafe Newhouse, from a novel by Richard Stark

The French took our film noir and turned it into New Wave, and then movies like this one took their New Wave and made it something American again. Starring the great Lee Marvin as a thief apparently returned from the dead.

10. Dont Look Back
Directed by D.A. Pennebaker

The artist as asshole.


posted by Jesse 11:45 AM
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Saturday, December 22, 2007
10 FROM 77: First I listed my favorite films of
1997, and then I posted the top 10 movies of 1987. You shouldn't have trouble guessing what comes next.

When the Motion Picture Academy looked back at 1977, it gave its Best Picture award to the Woody Allen comedy Annie Hall. Once in a blue moon, the Academy gets it right:

1. Annie Hall
Directed by Woody Allen
Written by Allen and Marshall Brickman

"Why don't you get William F. Buckley to kill the spider?"

2. Equus
Directed by Sidney Lumet
Written by Peter Shaffer, from his play

Sex, faith, madness, and horses.

3. Martin
Written and directed by George Romero

The Equus of vampire movies.

4. The Last Wave
Directed by Peter Weir
Written by Weir, Tony Morphett, and Petru Popescu

One of Weir's early apocalyptic tales, as dreamlike as Picnic at Hanging Rock or Fearless but contained -- barely -- by a pulpy science-fiction plot.

5. Three Women
Written and directed by Robert Altman

An American Persona.

6. That Obscure Object of Desire
Directed by Luis Buñuel
Written by Buñuel and Jean-Claude Carrière, from a novel by Pierre Louys

Buñuel's final film returns to some of his favorite themes: obsession, humiliation, and the strange power one person can hold over another.

7. Slap Shot
Directed by George Roy Hill
Written by Nancy Dowd

Something strange must have been bubbling beneath the surface of the mid-'70s. Just look at this list: It starts with a respectable, sophisticated story about relationships, and then a horde of dreams and demons bursts loose. Even this fun little hockey movie -- the standard by which all sports comedies should be judged -- has violent chaos at its core.

8. God Told Me To
Written and directed by Larry Cohen

Cohen is one of the great B-movie writer-directors, and this Phildickian detective story might be his best film. (It's either this or Bone.) It's filled with low-budget glitches, but they only add to its eerie charm.

9. Take the 5:10 to Dreamland
Directed by Bruce Conner

The Joseph Cornell of the Beat generation.

10. Perfumed Nightmare
Written and directed by Kidlat Tahimik

As a boy in the Philippines, the protagonist wants to westernize himself; when he actually comes to the West, he tries to return to his premodern roots. The movie is often called a critique of globalization, but it's too clearly a product of globalization to be taken on that level alone. Both when he attempts to be American in the east and when he tries to be Philippine in the west, the protagonist is really a hybrid -- just like this elusive, semi-improvised yarn.


posted by Jesse 4:04 PM
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Monday, December 17, 2007
SELF-PROMOTION: My new Reason
column is about the latest mutant strains within the Republican Party.


posted by Jesse 12:54 PM
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TIME WILL RUN BACK: In which we continue to list the best movies made in years that end with a "7." Friday we revisited
1997; now 1987 gets a turn.

When the Motion Picture Academy looked back at '87, it gave its Best Picture award to The Last Emperor, an opulent but bland biography with a moderately Maoist message. You won't see that one here:

1. Full Metal Jacket
Directed by Stanley Kubrick
Written by Kubrick, Gustav Hasford, and Michael Herr, from a novel by Hasford

I was watching one of those Siskel and Ebert ripoffs -- I think it was the one with Michael Medved, but maybe it was the one with Rex Reed -- when they preceded their reviews of this terrific black comedy with the movie's funniest clip: the one where the sergeant brags that Charles Whitman and Lee Harvey Oswald learned to shoot in the Marines. I was still laughing uncontrollably as one of the hosts gazed gravely from the screen and announced that the scene had sent a chill down his spine. Not for the last time, I realized that many critics are full of shit.

2. Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story
Directed by Todd Haynes
Written by Haynes and Cynthia Schneider

A 16mm biopic performed by Barbie dolls. A deeply disturbing movie, it ran into trouble with both Mattel and the Karen Carpenter estate -- and it's still under a legal cloud today. But it's not much trouble to find it online.

3. House of Games
Directed by David Mamet
Written by Mamet, from a story by Mamet and Jonathan Katz

Unlike many stories that rely on plot twists, this paranoid tale's sudden shifts are unpredictable without being unbelievable.

4. Hope and Glory
Written and directed by John Boorman

From the screenplay: "he is astonished to see hundreds of children in a state of delirious celebration. Boys fling their caps in the air. They cheer. They whoop. They run amok. Behind them lie the smouldering ruins of the school."

5. Raising Arizona
Written and directed by Joel and Ethan Coen

I was watching one of those Siskel and Ebert ripoffs -- I think it was the one with Rex Reed, but maybe it was the one with Michael Medved -- when one of the hosts announced that he couldn't understand why this comedy about kidnapping had gotten such a positive reaction. After all, he explained, kidnapping is a felony. Not for the last time, I realized that many critics are full of shit.

6. Tin Men
Written and directed by Barry Levinson

It's the best of Levinson's Baltimore movies, which is another way of saying it's the best Levinson movie, period. I'm a big fan of formstone, by the way. I don't understand why all those yuppies insist on peeling it off their houses.

7. RoboCop
Directed by Paul Verhoeven
Written by Edward Neumeier and Michael Miner

A satire posing as an action movie. The fake ads alone earn it a place on this list.

8. Barfly
Directed by Barbet Schroeder
Written by Charles Bukowski

"Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't wanna do. All the things that I don't wanna be. Places I don't wanna go, like India, like getting my teeth cleaned."

9. Withnail & I
Written and directed by Bruce Robinson

If you want to impress the nerds, call it The Two Doctors.

10. Roxanne
Directed by Fred Schipisi
Written by Steve Martin, from a play by Edmond Rostand

"People ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at."


posted by Jesse 12:39 AM
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Friday, December 14, 2007
OLD '97: Other media outlets greet the holiday season with a list of the year's 10 best movies. Here at The Perpetual Three-Dot Column, we aren't able to watch all the pictures we'd like to see as they appear in the theater, so instead we give you the top 10 films of 10 years ago, 20 years ago, 30 years ago, etc.

When the Motion Picture Academy looked back at 1997, it gave its Best Picture award to a bloated soap opera called Titanic. You won't see that one here:

1. Oz
Written by Tom Fontana
Directed by Darnell Martin, Nick Gomez, Jean De Segonzac, Leslie Libman, Larry Williams, and Alan Taylor

It's my list, and if I want to describe the debut season of a TV series as a "movie" that's my prerogative. These eight hours can function as a self-contained miniseries, with a sequence of initially independent vignettes that gradually reveal themselves to form a larger narrative. Power shifts constantly among a penitentiary's players and their tribes, in a social web that never stops evolving; in a perfect climax, that network explodes, inverting, distorting, and dashing the prison's hierarchies.

2. The Apostle
Written and directed by Robert Duvall

A double rarity -- a thoughtful movie about religion and a textured portrait of the South.

3. The Sweet Hereafter
Directed by Atom Egoyan
Written by Egoyan, from a novel by Russell Banks

Death rips a hole in a town. The viewer drifts through the community and through time, as helpless as the grieving parents of the story.

4. fast, cheap & out of control
Directed by Errol Morris

Studies in spontaneous order.

5. Deconstructing Harry
Written and directed by Woody Allen

Allen's last great movie -- a sardonic, self-lacerating remake of Wild Strawberries.

6. Jackie Brown
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
Written by Tarantino, from a novel by Elmore Leonard

All the Tarantino trademarks are on display here: the idiosyncratic structure, the brilliantly selected soundtrack, the rich, funny dialogue. But there's something deeper going on as well, a pulp fable about integration that refuses to preach or to give the audience a reassuring conclusion.

7. The Ice Storm
Directed by Ang Lee
Written by James Schamus, from a novel by Rick Moody

Before this movie, Christina Ricci had starred in a series of fluffy kid flicks, with only a quirky supporting role in the Addams Family films betraying more than a hint that she had greatness in her. With this -- released the same year as That Darn Cat! -- she suddenly established herself as the indie queen of the late '90s. Unlike some of the other art-house pictures she would appear in, this one was worthy of her talents.

8. Sunday
Directed by Jonathan Nossiter
Written by Nossiter and James Lasdun, from a story by Lasdun

"I guess I'm too old to play a human being."

9. Face/Off
Directed by John Woo
Written by Mike Werb and Michael Colleary

Woo's best American movie.

10. Grosse Pointe Blank
Directed by George Armitage
Written by Tom Jankiewicz, D.V. DeVincentis, Steve Pink, and John Cusack, from a story by Jankiewicz

Armitage, who also made the Charles Willeford adaptation Miami Blues, is one of the most underrated filmmakers in Hollywood. This clever comedy gets every detail about Michigan right except one: There's simply no way a radio station that good could exist anywhere near Grosse Pointe.

Honorable mentions:

11. Gattaca (Andrew Niccol)
12. L.A. Confidential (Curtis Hanson)
13. Public Housing (Frederick Wiseman)
14. Waco: The Rules of Engagement (William Gazecki)
15. The Rainbow Man/John 3:16 (Sam Green)
16. Gummo (Harmony Korine)
17. The Spanish Prisoner (David Mamet)
18. The Eel (Shohei Imamura)
19. Habit (Larry Fessenden)
20. Absolute Power (Clint Eastwood)


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