The Perpetual Three-Dot Column
The Perpetual Three-Dot Column
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by Jesse Walker

Wednesday, September 26, 2007
IRANIAN AFTERMATH: My most recent Reason
column, published yesterday, is about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's appearance at Columbia. Here's an extract:
When Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke at Columbia University yesterday, he did not emerge with the "propaganda victory" that the neocon pundit Bill Kristol assured us he would receive. He didn't seem to be having fun either. Instead, he had to listen while Columbia President Lee Bollinger lambasted him for the terrible state of civil liberties in Iran: the executions, the political prisoners, the persecution of homosexuals. Bollinger also questioned Iran's foreign policy -- sometimes skating past the province of the proven, but never beyond the realm of legitimate inquiries -- and he challenged the Iranian for suggesting the Holocaust is a "myth." Agence France-Presse called the introduction "a humiliating and public dressing down."

And then, after presenting his point of view, Ahmadinejad faced frequently hostile questions from the audience. Immediately before the Columbia speech, he had spoken via satellite to the National Press Club in Washington, D.C., where he also had to answer audience questions. Before that he appeared on 60 Minutes, where he had faced still more questions. For a few days in September, the president of a repressive religious regime actually had to engage his critics.

No wonder the hawks were up in arms. For months Kristol and company have been telling us that engaging Iran is a dreadful, futile mistake. When they complained about Columbia's decision to let that country's president speak on campus, they were simply continuing this crippling inability to distinguish conversation from surrender. Maybe they were genuinely afraid that this would be a PR triumph for Ahmadinejad, and maybe they just didn't like the idea of a pause for reflection as they steamroll us to war. Either way, they were wrong.
I've gotten some emails telling me I'm all wet because the Iranian press will never report the reception Ahmadinejad received. Interestingly, I have also been told I'm all wet because the Iranian public is upset at how their figurehead was received and is rallying around him.

I won't dwell on the contradiction, nor on the fact that the Iranians are hardly the only public watching. Instead I'll note that Iran is filled with Internet connections, illicit satellite dishes, and people willing to speak disrespectfully of government officials. The news is certain to spread.

I'll also note that if Ahmadinejad had been barred from Columbia (or from the country, as some hotheads sugested) that too would have been spun as an insult and used to rally the regime's loyalists. At least this way the dissidents have a strong counternarrative.


posted by Jesse 10:44 AM
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007
STILL MORE SELF-PROMOTION: First: I have a
quickie column up at Reason, about Larry Craig, Bill Richardson, and the legend of the libertarian West.

Second: This week's poll at The Cinematheque asks us critics to name the greatest religious films. My list did its best to balance the irreligious and the faithful, which is why it includes both Carl Dreyer and Monty Python. I'm glad to see that one fellow voter did what I couldn't bring myself to do, and cast a ballot for The Wicker Man. Kudos also to the fellow who voted for A Charlie Brown Christmas.

Finally: This doesn't have anything to do with self-promotion, but I'm going to toss it in anyway. I just got the compilation Cult Cargo: Belize City Boil-Up -- part of the Numero Group's tribute to "the pan-American funk experience" -- and it's pretty amazing. I doubt I'll get around to writing a proper review, so I'll just recommend it here.


posted by Jesse 7:27 AM
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Tuesday, September 04, 2007
SELF-PROMOTION: First: The October issue of Reason is now available on newsstands, though not online. It includes a brief article I wrote about an alliance between Google and a Brazilian Indian tribe.

Second: The September-October issue of No Depression is now available on newsstands, though not online. It includes my review of the CD
Florida Funk, 1968-1975.

Third: In this week's poll at The Cinematheque, various critics, including me, pick our favorite Shakespeare movies. This one is online.


posted by Jesse 4:30 PM
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MOTION PICTURE REVIEW: Free and Easy (Edward Sedgwick, 1930): This was Buster Keaton's third project after signing with MGM, but it marks the real end of his independence. If the studio interfered with his first picture for the company, The Cameraman, it takes a discerning eye to spot the evidence: It's a marvelous movie, arguably on par with the best of his independent films. His second effort for MGM, Spite Marriage, was more constrained, but it still has plenty of entertaining set pieces. If you're a Marx Brothers fan, you can think of The Cameraman as Keaton's Night At the Opera, and Spite Marriage as his version of the toned-down but fairly funny comedies that closed out the group's career.

But there is nothing in the Marxes' C.V. that compares to this unfortunate film. It was Keaton's first talkie, and his first movie in several years that he didn't have a hand in directing: a conventional comedy that expects Keaton to get laughs with his lines, not his balletic physical comedy or his famously stony face. There are only two real bursts of slapstick in this picture -- a chase through a Hollywood lot and a curious musical duet -- and they're the only scenes worth seeing. The rest is as ill-advised as ... as... as a completely scripted Ali G movie. (What,
someone made that too? Never mind.)

I suppose I should insert a spoiler alert before I discuss the Pagliacci-style ending, with Keaton's character compelled to play a clown while the woman he loves marries another man. In the context of the story this fails to be poignant, but in the context of the star's career it inadvertently hits the mark. This, we now know, would be Buster's fate for the rest of the '30s: Reduced to clowning in mediocre comedies while everything he cares about -- his family, his home, his creative freedom -- is taken away. Watching it today, the ending feels like a deliberate ritual humiliation, as the Hollywood machine forces the greatest American director of the 1920s to fall in line.


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