The Perpetual Three-Dot Column
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by Jesse Walker

Wednesday, May 31, 2006
WALKER'S COROLLARY TO
STURGEON'S LAW: No two people will pick the same 90%.


posted by Jesse 1:24 PM
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Thursday, May 18, 2006
A TOPIC LEFT BEHIND: My Reason
column today is about the whole Da Vinci Code phenomenon. One topic I meant to explore, but couldn't quite fit into the piece, was the conspiracy-lit phenom of the last decade: the evangelical thriller Left Behind. That book launched a series of novels about the Rapture and the holy melee that follows; like The Da Vinci Code, it has a rather scattershot approach to accuracy. I'm not even talking about the whole Rapture-theology mess. I mean it treats the word "monetarists" as a synonym for "bankers," includes a group that calls itself "the Jewish Nationalists," and in one Internet-oriented scene seems unable to tell the difference between uploading and downloading. Whenever the book discusses finance, journalism, or global politics, it feels like a cowboy novel would if the author's only exposure to his topic was a series of Marlboro ads.

With protagonists as wooden as its prose, Left Behind comes alive exactly once in its 320 pages: when one of the characters converts to Christianity. Then the writing is raw but compelling -- for once the authors are describing something they have some experience with, and it shows.

You won't find that sort of earnestness in The Da Vinci Code. It's the sort of book that will preach a feminist message about the suppression of the "sacred feminine" while frequently treating its leading female character as a prop. Dan Brown claims to embrace the historical theories woven into his plot, but the only thing I'm pretty sure he believes in is the power of the cliffhanger.

Where am I going with this? I'm not sure. Like I said, I never did manage to fit it into the rest of the article.

But as long as I'm promoting myself: I'm still posting at Reactionary Radicals, including a long rant about Greil Marcus's "old, weird America." And I have a review of James Bovard's book Attention Deficit Democracy in the June 5 edition of The American Conservative. I like that magazine -- it has room for all sorts of oddball libertarians and Tory anarchists -- but you take a certain risk when you write for it: The same page where my article begins features an ad headlined "Senator Joseph McCarthy was Right!"


posted by Jesse 10:25 PM
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Monday, May 15, 2006
A WHOLE NEW BLOG: For the next four weeks, Bill Kauffman will be running a group blog called
Reactionary Radicals, partly for fun and partly to promote his fine new book, Look Homeward, America. I'll be one of the participants -- indeed, I've already got a post up -- along with an assortment of libertarians and paleocons and at least one emissary from the decentralist left. I'm looking forward to reading it even more than I'm looking forward to writing for it.


posted by Jesse 5:34 PM
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RAMSEY CLARK, CALL YOUR OFFICE: Apparently, there's some
chatter on the right about impeaching the president for being too soft on illegal immigrants. It's hard to believe, but some folks out there think Bush isn't enough of a caudillo.

Sorry, did I say "caudillo"? Insert the non-Spanish term of your choice.

Anyway, while I seriously doubt this impeachment talk will go anywhere, the very fact that people are bringing up the I-word says something about the problems Bush has been having with conservatives. As Glenn Greenwald says,
This is a major, major political problem for the White House. The measures which Bush's base demands, the ones necessary to really satisfy them -- a huge wall and active deportation -- are far too extreme for Bush to embrace. And yet they aren't going to be satisfied without extreme measures. The media loves to talk about how Democrats are being harmed because "the Left" of the party is dragging it towards policies which are too extreme, but the reality is that dynamic is taking place within, and is threatening to drown, the Republican Party. Bush has very few supporters left. The few he has left are demanding that he adopt immigration positions which he clearly opposes and which would alienate most people in the country. And he is far too weak to satisfy them with symbolic measures.
Greenwald also asks, "Nothing in particular has happened on the immigration front, leading to the question of why has this issue taken on such critical importance now?" His theory is that, with 9/11 receding into the past and Iraq becoming more "muddled and ambiguous," immigration offers nationalists an "opportunity to rail against 'appeasement' (of Vincente Fox); to create the anti-terrorist/pro-terrorist dichotomy on which they thrive; and to demonize a clear, foreign enemy as threatening not just our economic prosperity but also our national security (the 'Mexican invaders'). And if the weakened, ready-to-be-tossed aside failure, George Bush, is one of the spineless appeasers this time, so be it."

I'll have to think on that a bit more before I decide how much I agree with it. One point in its favor: It reminds me of one of Charles Alexander's explanations for the nativist and racist sentiment that surged following the first world war:
During the war the American people had been subjected to the first systematic, nationwide propaganda campaign in the history of the Republic. From both official and unofficial sources poured a torrent of material having the objective of teaching Americans to hate -- specifically to hate Germans but, more broadly, everything that did not conform to a formalized conception of "100 percent Americanism." In the fall of 1918, just as the indoctrination process was reaching its peak, as patriotic feeling was mounting to frenzy, the war came abruptly to an end. Americans who had stored up an enormous volume of superpatriotic zeal now no longer had an official enemy on whom to concentrate this fervor.
There's several significant differences between then and now, of course -- for one thing, this war ain't over -- but the parallels are striking.

(cross-posted at Hit & Run)


posted by Jesse 5:24 PM
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Tuesday, May 09, 2006
SELF-PROMOTION: My most recent
article for Reason Online is called "Right-Wing P.C.: How conservatives learned to stop worrying and love political correctness."

Also, the latest print edition of Reason, dated June and published last week, includes a brief item I wrote about the resilience of the welfare state 10 years after it was allegedly ended as we know it.


posted by Jesse 2:45 PM
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ROBERT CHRISTGAU ON MINSTRELSY AND MEMORY:
It's hard to grasp this music's reality, as in [Robert] Winans's underwhelming attempt to re-create it on an album called The Early Minstrel Show--the ensemble precision recalls the neat simulacra of jazz repertory, and you can hear the singers wince whenever they pronounce the word "nigger." But for all we can really know, Winans's band of ethnomusicologists on a spree may have every inflection just right. It's impossible to be sure from this side of the divide that minstrel music opened up--impossible to adjust our ears back to before blue notes, gospel melismas, ragtime, bebop, railroad trains, gramophone records, saxophones, electric guitars, Chick Webb, James Brown, punk, hip hop, the sandpaper musicality of uncounted rough baritones, and the omnipresence of more noise than can be comprehended by a Monday morning or a Saturday night.
(from "
In Search of Jim Crow," The Believer, February 2004)


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