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by Jesse Walker

Monday, April 05, 2004
THE PASSAGE OF TIME, NOTED: I never got swept up in the Nirvana/Subpop/grunge excitement of the early '90s -- my taste in punk leans towards the faster and funnier -- so the death of Kurt Cobain, 10 years ago today, didn't feel like a personal blow. It's the fact that 10 years have passed that floors me.

I was in Seattle the weekend after his suicide. I wandered over to Cobain's neighborhood with my friends
Paul and Oscar, to watch the young punkettes lay flowers at the edge of his property while glowering guards dissuaded them from coming closer. We made dark jokes about the wealth that was about to befall Courtney Love and the vast conspiracies that might link Cobain's death to that of Vince Foster (yes! it's been a decade since he died, too!), then headed back up to Capitol Hill. The memory is way too vivid to be 10 years old.

2004 marks the tenth aniversary of Pulp Fiction and Mellow Gold and the Contract with America. It's been 10 years since Beck and Tarantino were fresh new voices, 10 years since Johnny Cash and Robert Crumb returned to prominence. And 20 years since Repo Man. I feel old.


posted by Jesse 11:16 AM
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Thursday, April 01, 2004
SELF-PROMOTION: I've got a new
column on the Reason site today, titled "Mr. Showbiz Goes to Washington."

Meanwhile, the May issue of Reason (offline edition) came out this week. There's a lot of good stuff in this one, though the only contribution from yrs. truly is a brief item in the opening "Citings" section. And last month's issue is now finally online, so those of you who missed my comments on the strange saga of The Sims Online the first time around can now read them here.

Finally: I don't usually mention my radio appearances on this blog, but I just got interviewed for a national show -- as opposed to a local one -- so in this case I'll make an exception. NPR's On the Media airs at different times in different markets, so if you want to hear me talk about the FCC's crackdown on "indecency" you'll have to either check local listings or just catch the discussion on the show's site. The program airs this weekend.


posted by Jesse 4:46 PM
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EIGHT REASONS TO HATE COMCAST:

1. We had made an appointment to switch my Mac from Earthlink DSL to a Comcast cable modem and to add a wireless network so R. could get online from her laptop. But they called early that day to tell us that they didn't have the right equipment to add the second computer. It would be 10 to 12 days before they could help us. They promised to call when they were ready.

2. No one called.

3. We did get a cable bill, though, that charged us over $200 for installation work that had never been done.

When we called to complain, the lady on the phone apologized, telling us that we obviously didn't have to pay for work that never took place and that we wouldn't have to pay that much either. Indeed, she gave us a discount for our trouble. This is not a reason to hate Comcast, and this nice woman is, as far as I can tell, the only good thing about the company. She told us that the missing equipment was now at hand, and we scheduled an installation for the next day between 1 and 5 in the afternoon.

4. Around 4:30, the cable guy called me for directions, then added (I paraphrase from memory): "Oh, by the way, I don't have the equipment to add the laptop. But I can put your main computer on the cable modem today and come back to do the wireless network later this week."

5. I pointed out that just yesterday his company had told me that they did have the equipment now. He claimed hurriedly that he had left the warehouse without realizing he'd brought the wrong stuff, and that now the warehouse was closed. He was obviously lying.

6. I told him I'd rather he hook up both computers at the same time, and we rescheduled for a few days later, again between 1 and 5. No one showed up that day.

7. Nobody called to say he wasn't showing up either.

8. I called Comcast after 5 to ask where the service guy was. I was put on hold for around 10 minutes, then told apologetically that actually, they just don't support wireless networking for Macs. Sorry to have wasted your time.


posted by Jesse 2:38 PM
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Friday, March 26, 2004
WHAT MATTERS MOST?: Matt Welch on
Richard Clarke:
I haven't been paying attention to this latest example of a former Bush employee-turned critic, but it seems to be the most important issue is not his supposed credibility or lack thereof, or imagined motivations or lack thereof, or love affair with Bill Clinton or lack thereof, but rather, and simply, whether he can shed any light on the intelligence & comportment failures that enabled the Sept. 11 massacre.
Right on. It's painfully obvious that a lot of people are looking desperately for excuses not to take Clarke seriously, as though they have no interest in new data that might contradict their ideas about Bush, Iraq, and the war on terror. They appear to have the same disease that many leftists suffered from in the fall of 2001: an inability to revise their worldview in the face of new evidence.

Note: "take Clarke seriously" does not mean "like Clarke personally" or "agree with all of Clarke's analysis" or even "believe everything Clarke says." It does mean weighing the evidence with an open mind, which would require -- for example -- paying at least as much attention to the credibility of Condi Rice, Dick Cheney, et al as you pay to the credibility of the man who's criticizing them.

I'm really pissed off about this. Perhaps too pissed to write about it as coherently as I'd like. For now this will have to do.


posted by Jesse 7:06 PM
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Friday, March 19, 2004
SELF-PROMOTION: Today in The American Spectator, I celebrate South Park and mock the concept of the "South Park Republican."
Plenty o' laffs!


posted by Jesse 11:27 AM
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THIS WAS THE "ELECTABLE" ONE?: I realize that the rest of the world got over this "foreign leaders"/"more leaders" thing a few days ago, but I'm still obsessed. Either John Kerry felt compelled to defend a remark he never said in the first place, or he thinks that foreign support is the sort of thing that impresses American voters. I'm not sure which is worse.


posted by Jesse 10:59 AM
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Monday, March 15, 2004
SELF-PROMOTION: Mindjack has published my
review of Antero Alli's movie Hysteria.


posted by Jesse 3:01 PM
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MY ONGOING ALIENATION FROM THE CULTURE, OR PERHAPS IT'S JUST THE AGING PROCESS:

1. I never heard of Paris Hilton until Jon Stewart made a joke about her sex video on The Daily Show a few months ago. He called her "MacArthur Genius Grant recipient Paris Hilton." I wondered why a MacArthur Genius Grant recipient would make a sex video.

2. I still don't understand why she's famous, though I realize now that she's not actually a MacArthur Genius Grant recipient.

3. I also don't understand why people would want to download a video of her having sex. Seeing her naked seems about as appealing as seeing David Gergen naked.


posted by Jesse 12:14 PM
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Tuesday, March 09, 2004
A BALTIMORE MAILMAN, COMMISERATING WITH US ON THE POST OFFICE'S INABILITY TO LOCATE SOME PACKAGES WE MAILED SEVERAL WEEKS AGO: "You think that's bad, try working for them."


posted by Jesse 5:22 PM
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SELF-PROMOTION: My latest
column for Reason Online is now live; it's about the unwelcome return of the Culture War. I'm also in the new print edition of Reason, with an article on the Hobbesian degeneration of The Sims Online and a brief squib on Late Communism in China.


posted by Jesse 2:55 PM
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ELABORATION: I might have been unclear on
Saturday. When I knocked the practice of "dreaming up a utopian endstate that has no connection to the world we live in now," I didn't intend to dismiss the labor that David Friedman and Murray Rothbard, or for that matter Kropotkin and Proudhon, put into conceiving what a radically libertarian society would look like. Their work is especially useful when they tie their thought experiments to empirical research into how different necessities have been delivered when they haven't been provided by a state. Social change is much easier when you've spent some time imagining the alternatives to the status quo.

What annoys me is the belief, widespread among libertarians, that the way you make the world freer is:

(a) map out in detail just how the society you'd like to see will look,

(b) persuade as many people as possible that your model is both practical and desirable, then

(c) wait til a magic number of people has been converted to your philosophy, at which point they'll vote you into office, rise up against the powers that be, or otherwise blink your beliefs into reality.

In the 1970s, libertarians debated the "gradualist" and "abolitionist" approaches to liberty. Advocates of the second course declared that, if they could push a magic button, they would eliminate the state (or 99% of it) overnight. Advocates of the first preferred to dismantle the government piecemeal. Neither approach made sense unless you imagined the speaker was somehow put into a position of power, so he could either push that button or pull all those levers in succession. It wasn't clear which was less realistic: the idea that the abolitionist could find his magic button, or the idea that a series of moderate reforms could someday add up to radical change.

I prefer a different approach. Albert Jay Nock distinguished social power, rooted in the voluntary institutions of society, from state power, rooted in coercion. Both coexist in our culture, each one waxing as the other wanes; the libertarian's goal is to maximize the former at the expense of the latter. Washington is not always the best place to do this. The most promising transformations in America over the last few decades have taken place not when state officials voluntarily relinquished some of their authority, but when social institutions either seized new ground or (more often) crept onto it while no one was watching. Examples range from the homeschooling revolution, which achieved tremendous victories while school choice legislation was at best sputtering forward, to the various DIY alternatives eating away at licensed professions from building to broadcasting. Useful libertarian activism is a matter of defending the zones of free action that exist and assisting the people who are trying to push them further.

That leaves a lot of room for reformism, particularly when the reforms in question simply make room for the voluntary and autonomous provision of services once monopolized by the state or its privileged partners. It also leaves a lot of room for radicalism, especially when you remember that the institutions already on the ground include full-fledged contractual local "governments." You'll see how far society is able to go when you see how far it's willing to go. As Lenin once said in another context, you should be as radical as reality.

I'm happy to speculate about the many forms such change could take, and I'm glad that folks like Rothbard and Kropotkin have made such speculation less difficult. But it's a lot easier to imagine the future when your eyes are trained on the society you're in, not the society that merely could be.


posted by Jesse 12:06 AM
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