Other criticisms? Like the first two films, The Return of the King is cursed with bland heroes. Elijah Woods' Frodo remains a boring bundle of emo, and Viggo Mortensen's Aragorn seems concerned mostly with his ability to walk while looking manly. Much better is Andy Serkis as Gollum; and Jackson has the good sense to frame his story so that Serkis, not Wood, emerges as the protagonist. But by the time all those endings have played out you'll be lucky if you even remember Gollum was in the movie.
But why carp? Lord knows there's a lot worse out there. A week ago, for instance, I finally got to see the much-praised 1945 short The House I Live In, in which a young Frank Sinatra stumbles on a bunch of kids about to beat up a Jew and lectures them on tolerance. We need to get past our petty bigotries and work together, he says, and then he illustrates the point with a tale about a Christian soldier and a Jewish soldier who team up to kill -- this is a quote -- "the Japs." He caps his case by singing Abel Meeropol's ode to American diversity, "The House I Live In," but leaves out the verse preaching brotherhood between blacks and whites.
Naturally, the film won a Special Oscar for advancing the cause of tolerance.
MOVE ON, BIG RIVER, MOVE ON: MoveOn.org, which spent the weeks leading up to the Super Bowl crying censorship because CBS wouldn't run one of its ads, is being awfully cagy about the calls for government censorship that have come in the Super Bowl's wake. Here's an excerpt from an e-mail to the MoveOn list today:
Let's make sure Congress knows that holding an indecency inquiry doesn't get them off the hook -- that they have the power and the responsibility to roll back the FCC's [media concentration] rule change....If you're concerned about indecency, the solution doesn't lie in censorship or insignificant fines imposed on media giants. Indecency is one symptom of media ownership concentrated in too few hands with no local control.
At the root of the problem is the fact that a few big companies can decide what we watch. You don't have a choice whether or not to watch a Super Bowl heavy on the sexual innuendo -- CBS has a monopoly on the show. And new FCC rules allow CBS and other conglomerates to get even bigger.
So does MoveOn really believe that breaking up media empires means the NFL will decide to contract with more than one TV network to cover the game? And do they actually think we have no choice whether to watch a halftime show?
At least they conceded, albeit weakly, that trying to censor "indecency" is a bad idea. Some self-proclaimed civil libertarians won't even go that far, as I noted yesterday in a column for Reason.