The Perpetual Three-Dot Column
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by Jesse Walker

Wednesday, March 19, 2008
IRAQ AT FIVE: At Reason, we marked the fifth anniversary of the invasion of Iraq by asking our staff to reflect on how our thoughts about the war have evolved since the conflict began. Here's what I had to say:
In 2003 I thought there was no compelling reason to invade Iraq, even if the country held weapons of mass destruction; that the U.S. would easily topple Saddam Hussein's regime but would run into serious troubles when the occupation began; and that the war would do much more harm than good.

Five years later, I am less likely to concede the possibility that Saddam was concealing weapons of mass destruction.
You can read everyone else's thoughts
on our site. And as long as I'm self-promotin': My TAC article about the Kinks is now online as well.


posted by Jesse 9:11 PM
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008
THE AUDACITY OF FRIENDS: Am I out of step with the country or just out of step with the pundit class? The things I'm told to like about Barack Obama's persona turn me off, and the things that are supposed to be disturbing seem appealing.

I got my first inkling of this during the debate season, when the conventional wisdom had it that Obama was at his best when giving a speech and that he suffered when he had to share a stage with someone else. Whereas I always thought his speeches were platitudinous
mush but enjoyed his debate performances, where he proved himself able to think quickly on his feet and crack a few unscripted jokes. The Obama of the speeches is a bore; the Obama of the debates seems like a man with whom I'd enjoy a friendly political argument over lunch.

Now we have the Jeremiah Wright "scandal," which frankly makes me like Obama more. If you don't have a friend -- a real friend, someone who means something to you and sometimes influences your decisions -- who occasionally expresses a nutty opinion ("The government lied about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color") or an impolitic truth ("a country and a culture controlled by rich white people"), then you really, really need to get out more. Obama's connection to Wright is like his cigarette habit, his willingness to talk about his past drug use, his fondness for gritty TV shows -- it's a sign that there's an actual human being in that suit after all, no matter how empty it may seem when he's blathering about "an insistence on small miracles" and the like. It's a sign he might know a thing or two about the real America after all.

This morning Obama delivered a speech on the subject. It goes on endlessly, as his speeches often do, but it makes the essential, obvious point:
As imperfect as he may be, [Wright] has been like family to me. He strengthened my faith, officiated my wedding, and baptized my children. Not once in my conversations with him have I heard him talk about any ethnic group in derogatory terms, or treat whites with whom he interacted with anything but courtesy and respect. He contains within him the contradictions -- the good and the bad -- of the community that he has served diligently for so many years.

I can no more disown him than I can disown the black community. I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother -- a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe.

These people are a part of me. And they are a part of America, this country that I love.
I guess you either understand this instinctively or you don't. And then, of course, there are the people who understand it but will continue to pretend they don't, the better to smear Obama as a secret jihadist, Weatherman, or Farrakhanite.

(cross-posted at Hit & Run)


posted by Jesse 11:36 AM
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Friday, March 14, 2008
I WASN'T ACTUALLY BORN THAT WAY, BUT THE PREACHER'S BOY WAS: Andrew Sullivan
suggests that Carl Bean's "I Was Born This Way" might be the gayest song ever. I thought the gayest song ever was "I Love My Fruit," or maybe Tiny Tim's "I'm Gonna Be a Country Queen," but we can set that aside. The interesting thing about "I Was Born This Way" is that it was composed by a straight person. As The Advocate reported in 1978,
[T]he lyric was written by Bunny Jones, a straight black woman with a family. Jones employed gay people in her New York hairstyling salon, and many of them became her close friends. When the gay rights issue got hot and heavy she decided that it was time for a positive statement.

"She is the opposite of Anita Bryant," states Bean.
I found that clip on the Queer Music Heritage website, which also informs us that the songwriters Ronnie Wilkins and John Hurley were lovers. Wilkins and Hurley wrote two major hits, one of which was "Son of a Preacher Man," which takes on new dimensions if you imagine it sung by a guy rather than by Dusty Springfield or Aretha Franklin. It may well be autobiographical, since Hurley himself is a gospel singer. (As is Carl "I Was Born This Way" Bean. That's Archbishop Carl Bean to you.) So I take back what I said about Tiny Tim: "Son of a Preacher Man" is the gayest song ever.

The other big hit written by Wilkins and Hurley? It's "Love of the Common People," which is, depending on how you prefer to think of it, a great country song by Waylon Jennings, a great soul song by the Winstons, a great reggae song by Nicky Thomas, or a great '80s pop song by Paul Young. Also, this guy plays it on the accordion, which is totally gay.

(cross-posted at Hit & Run)


posted by Jesse 11:23 AM
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
SELF-PROMOTION: My
column today for the Reason site is about The Wire and the Baltimore Sun.

Also, it isn't online yet, but the March 10 issue of The American Conservative includes my review of Thomas Kitts' Ray Davies: Not Like Everybody Else.


posted by Jesse 9:13 PM
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PAUL KRASSNER ON PARANOIA:
The man sitting in front on me, an operative for the CIA, adjusted the ring on his finger in order to let his partner know that I was on the bus again. I had to let the man in front of me know that I was onto his game. So I took out my ballpoint pen. Clicking the top over and over like a telegraph key, I kept repeating, "Paul Krassner calling Abbie Hoffman." The CIA operative fidgeted nervously. He knew I was onto him now.

My mind had finally snapped.

Allen Ginsberg's poem Howl began, "I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by machines, starving hysterical, naked," and I had always identified with the "best minds" part but never with the "madness" part. Eventually I told Abbie Hoffman how I had tried to convince a CIA operative sitting in front of me on the bus that I was calling Abbie by using my ballpoint pen as a telegraph key.

"Oh, yeah," he said. "I got your call, only it was collect, so I couldn't accept it."
(From "One Flew Into the Cuckoo's Nest," Argonaut, Spring 1994)


posted by Jesse 1:46 PM
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Monday, March 03, 2008
THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU: I have an
interview with an anthropologist on the Reason site today, pegged to tomorrow's Texas primary. An excerpt from the intro:
The anthropologist Margaret Dorsey has listened to lots of lyrics like these -- though this is the first time she's heard someone combine a corrido, a specific kind of ballad frequently used in South Texas political campaigns, with Mexican mariachi music. "This is insane," she laughs as she hears the song over the phone. "I can't wait to listen to it at home. It sounds like a wonderful example of cultural hybridity and innovation."

Dorsey has spent a lifetime surrounded by borderlands politics and borderlands music. The daughter of a now-retired Texas judge, she attended her first rally when she was five. More recently, she spent several years researching and writing Pachangas (2006), an intriguing study of the intersection between music, marketing, and politics along the Texas-Mexico border. It focuses on the pachanga, a local institution whose forms range from family barbeques with musical entertainment to choreographed commercial spectacles sponsored by Budweiser, Ace Hardware, and other multinational firms.


posted by Jesse 10:47 PM
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