On Tuesday the lesbian assassin of Vince Foster won Pennsylvania's presidential primary. In the larger contest for the Democratic nomination, though, she still lags behind a jihadist sleeper agent who is simultaneously a secret Muslim, a secret Communist, and a secret Republican. Whoever wins their race will go on to face a brainwashed puppet of the Viet Cong, and whoever wins that race will then get on with the modern president's central task: serving the interests of Mexico. It must be true, I read it in my email.
Also, June's print edition of Reason is now out. I have two stories in it: a slightly revised version of my Web piece on The Wire and The Sun, and an entirely-new article about the Flying Spaghetti Monster's arrival in Crossville, Tennessee.