The Perpetual Three-Dot Column
The Perpetual Three-Dot Column
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by Jesse Walker

Wednesday, August 04, 2004
SOLD AMERICAN: My fellow Americans. The Republican Party's politics of division has given us two Americas. The Democratic Party's politics of hope will give us one America. Only my party has the courage to offer an America in every pot.

All colors and styles available: red and blue, green and brown, original model and super-size imperial edition. Get your America first! We got button-fly Americas, relaxed-fit Americas, Americas with tail fins and Americas with sunroofs. Put an America in every living room, and another downstairs in the den. They're built to last and they're priced to move: God bless Americas and devil take the hindmost.

Beautiful for spacious skies, smaller models also in stock. Waves of grain, sound, and foam available in amber, goldenrod, and cyan. Purple mountains priced to move in majestic and shabby-chic models. Fruited plains optional. Portable God's grace fits comfortably in your backyard shed. Expansion kit allows up to seven shining seas.

Each America sold with a four-year renewable lease. No un-American additives. Made in Japan.


posted by Jesse 10:47 AM
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