The Perpetual Three-Dot Column
The Perpetual Three-Dot Column
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by Jesse Walker

Monday, September 08, 2003
SEPARATION ANXIETY: So we saw the Orioles play yesterday, our first trip to Camden Yards this season. As we left we were greeted by a band called the Bacon Brothers, playing a free concert in front of a big Michelob banner. The decor was appropriate, since the music would best be described as beer-commercial rock. It was competent but bland, and we would have skipped it entirely were it not for the fact that one of the singers was
Kevin Bacon. So we stopped awhile, just to gape.

Behind us, a sixtysomething woman was dancing a dance far too sultry for a lady her age. Another woman kept yelling for "Footloose," which got funnier and funnier the more I thought about it. We were amused enough to stay for about a song and a half, then decided we'd had enough. As we left, R. commented: "Six degrees isn't enough."


posted by Jesse 1:01 PM
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