The Perpetual Three-Dot Column
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by Jesse Walker

Monday, August 04, 2003
PEOPLE SEND ME E-MAIL: A woman named Maria writes:

Give me your honest opinions just tell me what you think of one of my ideas I have more but here is the one I want to change about Disney. The maximum height of Mickey mouse is 4'6-5'2 (and it is proven by Disney World); I think the height of Mickey Mouse should be from 4'6-5'6. It won't be possible for him to scare the kids cause Mickey is Mickey everyone's favorite mouse. Even though his head is bigger then the costume still Mickey is Mickey the cutest mouse I know millions of tall character with big costume heads and no one is afraid of them like chip and dale. But if they can't change the height ranges I have another idea, I just thought of another idea and I hope you like it. Do you think instead of them changing the height ranges for Mickey and Minnie do you think they could let the tall people let them play Mickey a once in a year type of thing or I had another idea do you think they could allow the tall people to be in shows and parades only? For example I think they should use a tall Mickey for the show Fantasmic. Admit it, if Mickey was 5'5 or 5'6 the people all the way in the back can see Mickey perfectly. And nobody will know the difference cause hey Mickey is Mickey you know. And everyone wants to be our beloved mouse so hey do you think this is a good idea? Do you agree just share your opinion.

Note to Maria: If I haven't written you back yet, it's because I'm still mulling what to do with an unexpected query received the day before:

My name is Robert, and I go by the film name Daddy Big Bucks. I am an amateur gay male adult porno actor, and I seek to audition for gay adult films.

Can you assist me, or barring that, can you send me to someone who can help me?

If you have a question,
send it in. I can't guarantee I'll reply to it, but if it displays a sufficiently low level of pertinence I just might post it here.

posted by Jesse 4:38 PM
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