THE LOST SAYINGS OF BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, CHAPTER THREE: Benjamin Franklin, Disraeli, and Nasrudin walk into a bar. "You see that horse?" asks Franklin. "I'll bet you ten Euros that Nasrudin here can teach it to fly."
"That would depend," comments Disraeli, "on whether he embraces its principles or its mistress."
"Stop saying that," mutters Franklin. "It's getting really old."
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