JESSE'S HELPFUL HINTS: There is one surefire way to get out of jury duty. You wait until they ask if anyone has any questions. You raise your hand. And then, in as flat a tone as you can manage, you ask:
"If we find him guilty, do we get to keep his stuff?"
Guaranteed to work. Don't tell too many people, or they'll spoil it for the rest of us.
posted by Jesse 6:06 PM
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