STAY CALM -- THE WORLD IS ENDING: Is there going to be another attack today? Who knows? I read in the paper this morning that "Bush and Ashcroft said" -- apparently, they've started a choir -- that intelligence agencies "had detected additional information that is 'very consistent' with what was picked up before the attacks last Sept. 11." Don't let that worry you, though: "Officials" still "urge" us to "stick to routines."
I wish they hadn't printed that last bit. Some neighborhood thief broke into my girlfriend's car this morning, plus at least five more vehicles on our street. I would've preferred it if he'd been cowering at home.
More from the president: "We have no specific threat to America, but we're taking everything seriously." I love this man. No, really. Everything he says sounds like a Zen koan or an acid revelation. You can ponder his words for hours, and you'll never quite make sense of them, but maybe, just maybe, you'll attain enlightenment.
posted by Jesse 12:18 PM
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